Optimist Prime

Wildcats, Roll Out (Parody)

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

This just in: ACU chapel still requires 55 chapel credits during power outage...you don't need water, you need the blood of Christ

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Worst half court shot ever.

Don’t ever let that man pick up a basketball ever again.

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

CONFIRMED: @ChristianAlmost will Fall "Break" your kneecaps if you come to school tomorrow...

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

I thought we agreed to disagree last year🤔

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

It's almost homecoming so...time for another social club war! WHO ARE THE CONTENDERS GONNA BE THIS TIME? Find out soon!

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

ADVISORY: New laws state that killing rushees in Minecraft is considered "hazing"

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

WEATHER ADVISORY: Area 51 raiders will expect severe thunderstorms with a slight chance of Napalm and machine gun fire. Stayed tuned and stay safe!

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

STUDIES SHOW: Canvas is a more effective dating app for college students than Tinder

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

#wildcatstakearea51
Where we dropping bois?

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

CONFIRMED: This is half of ACU sorority girls

[r o g i e @rogieHimself]

use sksksk & and i oop in a sentence: https://t.co/PWZJ9tXZAP

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

THIS JUST IN: Reports from the locker room say that coach Adam Dorrel was attempting to score 69 points in today's game. When questioned he provided no comment but did have a huge grin on his face.

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

Freshmen believe praise day to be the greatest thing that happened to ACU...yall just wait till the return of @ChapelBat

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

ADVISORY: Prepare for the "Take me back!" beach photos coming soon on everyone's timeline

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

STUDIES SHOW: 75% of ACU students that went to the ACU vs. UNT game are confirmed to transfer and never come back.

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

STUDIES SHOW: Students can save on parking passes by parking on the street and WALKING to class.

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

BREAKING NEWS: ACU students be acting like it's the 2nd plague with these crickets running around...it happens every year, so go back to your regularly-scheduled depression. Have a good first week!

[Optimist Prime @OptimistP1906]

Wildcats...Roll Out