Dave

Elon Musk is a twat.

Man City, Finn Harps, boxing, GAA,

stick your bigotry up yer hole

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@TheMeldrew this from the crowd usually calling for people to be locked up and throw away the key too

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@Besty_019 @SamLee And since the verdict hasnt been heard never mind the next hearing that would then determine any such punishment that isnt so much a rumour as nonsense

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@gemmacaddell86 I just assumed you were selling crypto to pay for the wedding 👀😂

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@irishHBK Honestly B you need to get some single friends for me
Very rude of you 😂

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@irishHBK Now did you get me her number 👀

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

If you aint following @HunterBiden account you are missing out on one of the funniest guys on this platform.

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@asteroidsalad

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

Same guy is promising to build a private city just for Real members and give 50% off each year they dont win CL.
He would bankrupt real in a week

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Enrique Riquelme - a candidate in Real Madrid's presidential election - unveiled a Real Madrid shirt with Haaland's name on TV, saying: "He has a release clause and would like to join Real Madrid."

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@slbsn Well i cant do any worse than Savinho 😂

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@SteveLovesAmmo Wrong. Belfast a number of years ago
It had been thrown through a front window

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: If referee calls had been correct, the Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to our analysis of key match decisions. https://t.co/FSWGZMMBRL

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

Healthy eating isnt always bad. Bit of hot sauce over this and its great

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@chelskaymarion Do we get to choose it?

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

Cleaned car inside and outside and its sparkling.

Have a first date to impress today......

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@SamWallaceTel the plan to prevent a football match breaking out. Which is their main plan most weeks

[Dave @OptimiusPrincep]

@citysam90 haha bad girl!

love it