BMC He/Him They/Them

A perspicacious profligate pothead pansexual preferential to posh pastries and pretty pictures. 💜🏳️‍🌈

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

It’s never simple for me to put money in to accounts. Two months to finally get a check issued. It arrives well outside the next day air window. Still can’t deposit. It’s going right fucking back out, just let me deposit

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Dusting off an old chestnut to see if it still works. Been waiting on my money for over a month now. Pretty sure they didn’t have the money and I feel like I’m chasing down a Ponzi scheme. Receipt said it should be today but heard that weeks ago 😡

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

“We will erase the self completion”. Mike Tirico explains what you’re doing when you swallow your own self suck #sundaynightfootball

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

So much more bitching about sour girls but that doesn’t help anyone or get anything done. Keep steeping

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

I’m finally learning that past partners are preparing me for what I do NOT want. If you eat McDonalds, any fast food, I won’t fuck with you. Dunkin is a huge red flag. Cat ownership too. Caustically kvetching about things you have no willingness to change? Get out

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

What the hell was that!? Dolphins are an embarrassment

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Plenty of game left but forgot Skol Yikes is definitely a thing 😂

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Chargers gonna charger. Hate to see it. Propping up the Wincing Wentz narrative. Super scripted night of professional American football, save for Great Grandpa Al’s gaffs and gaps. He’s still a national treasure dammit but it’s getting sad

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

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[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

#NeverForget This is what happens when you as a nation support a genocidal regime like Israel

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

“Just when I feel like I’ve got the flavors separated on my mind’s tongue, the juicy grape erupts over everything”
Chef Ian Brutalfoods

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

This is the most rigged shit I have ever seen and I am a Patriots fan #NFL2025

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Fuck Florida, stupid fucking flaccid state taking away porn. Fucking stupid country

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

What are Simpsons quotes that you’d say daily?

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

I will never forgive Obama for crushing all those S10 Blazers. Or bombing weddings. Mostly all the cheap to maintain vehicles he had destroyed though

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

I don’t like what this has become, the ownership, et cetera. To the accounts I’ve encountered on the way I wish you all the very best. I’m off this and the dating apps. Unplugging 🤠

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

I knew it was time to leave this app when I had JK Rowling suggested to me. You must be jk’ing

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

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[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Yes, the irony of social media to decry an always online world. Don’t care. I’m typing this as I shit and I’m going to think about it for as long as it takes to flush and then it’s gone.

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Not anymore. You’re on your own and no amount of playing with your phone is going to change that. Learn to love stacking wood like I have. Happiness has to come from within. Some people can add to that but vast majority are looking for the same

[BMC He/Him They/Them @OptimumZero]

Seems that you have to be online or connected in some form. You don’t. Life existed before. Same amount of dopamine.