El_Kate

My personal issues have been addressed by Dear Abby THREE times!

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

No explanation required, but at least say "It's over." https://t.co/UOFiGtO8OE

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

I love you, M. https://t.co/pa5MrJlzoZ

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Sometimes anger gives us strength, and sometimes we need to let it go. https://t.co/vswwn2hp8c

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

I want to complain so badly. But I also don't want to be a complainer. https://t.co/OXjpaYfO5p

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Unlearning unhelpful childhood behaviors. https://t.co/KIohHxJLNE

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Writing goals? What are those? https://t.co/KSLIsadc9Z

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

It sucks, but self-critique is necessary. https://t.co/kanSqyOx3p

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Life is a gravel road running downhill while you're wearing roller skates. https://t.co/47tHpL96yC

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Always be your true self...unless it offends everybody. https://t.co/PGgV6h2EyD

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Steps for self-publishing: Write, Sign-Up, Curse, Cry, Give up, Try again, Cry again, Let someone else take over. https://t.co/CgHXQcHNyV

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Facebook got me with their ads, finally. In case you haven’t fallen into the right algorithm yet, @NotesRansom is hilarious. Here’s the best from last night.

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Things that are impossible:
1. Time travel
2. Flying cars
3. Getting thru an episode of any house hunting show w/o one spouse inviting the other to test out the walk-in closet and then shutting the door on them

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Snapping along with music makes it 3D.

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

I thought people were ordering “Roman” cokes for wayyyyy too long.

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Remember: you can’t spell MOTIVE without VOMIT

That E is just there to throw you off

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

@buitengebieden 😆 You see it circling in the background first.

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Friendly reminder that if you forget you made a play date arrangement and you leave that other kid waiting for your child at a park all by themselves, you are a PIECE OF SHIT.

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

It smells like ham outside and I don’t know why.

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It’s all protected left turns for me this morning, Baby! 💪

[El_Kate @OQueKate]

Missed dog at the neighborhood cafe. Hope her owner made it home safe. ❤️