Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ

⠀⠀⠀𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞.

⠀⠀⠀𝙇𝙞𝙩. / 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤. / 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 / 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴
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[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

Everything is complicated.

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

It's complicated.

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙑𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

No longer violet creature?

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

Well, to be fair, I'm not really with them anymore- But I appreciate the compliment!

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

You are not like the other Violet creatures. They are UNPLEASANT.

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

Well played, Fleezy!

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

Larfleeze has done it correctly.

Good. Goooood.

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

Oh truuuuue

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

This is the fool of April!

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

It's Violet and you know it!

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

SMALL INDIGO CREATURE.

[𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀. @VioletDefender]

'FLEEZY

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

|| YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY INJUSTICE

[Dr. Evan Jackson | Velocity. @FastestInDenver]

|| excellent, you've responded to my summons.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

APRIL HAS THE FOOLS BUT THEY DO NOT BELONG TO APRIL GIVE THEM TO LARFLEEZE

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

|| FOOL YOU HAVE CALLED UPON A FORCE YOU CANNOT RECKON WITH

[Dr. Evan Jackson | Velocity. @FastestInDenver]

||Get the fuck back here, @OrangeAvidity. Calling your ass out.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

|| 👋

[𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗹 𝗙𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀. @LovingLantern]

|| Lanterns, wya.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

Purple lanterns committed to being terrible.

Except for the one little one. Larfleeze likes the little one. BUT NOT THE REST.

[𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗹 𝗙𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀. @LovingLantern]

Sigh.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

YOU are the construct here.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙍. @BearTheLight]

"Ganthet Pulled Him Out Of A Hat,
Lookin' For The Boy,
'Well Where's He At?'
He's Got Nothing Yellow To Fear.
And He's The New One,
Kyle Rayner!"

— Blue Harvest, Green Lantern.

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

NEVER. THEY LET ALL TRY TO STEAL FROM LARFLEEZE.

[Ben Tennyson @OmniSavior]

How many people attempt to steal from them

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

"...

Larfleeze doesn't like that. It belongs to 𝙝𝙞���� now."

[Jessica Cruz. @WilIIncarnate]

"Uh--."

𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚.

"It's free to use, for 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚."

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

Guardians are biased THIEF ENABLERS.

[Ben Tennyson @OmniSavior]

Ben can respect, but why doesn’t the Orange Lanterns just get a restraining order?

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

"What is an Oh Em Gee and why have you not given it to me yet?"

[Jessica Cruz. @WilIIncarnate]

"OMG. It's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 a lie."

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

"Hnn... slavers. Split everyone up. Some go here, some go there. Only one to escape."

[Kyle Rayner (H) @StrongOfWill]

“Well, in that case, I'll try to help you. No idea if they're alive or not, but at the very least I'll try to find out what happened to them...You have any idea who took them?”

[Lᴀʀꜰʟᴇᴇᴢᴇ @OrangeAvidity]

"Even Larfleeze has heard this lie before."

[Jessica Cruz. @WilIIncarnate]

"I did not have sexual relations with that Bat."