Orange Hitler

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Fucking kill me. Please.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Losing more followers. Good.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Lol, why did I put "shoot myself" as an option, I can't be fucked to go through the trouble of getting a gun!

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

I really wish I had gin now. I guess I'll have to settle for Robitussin.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

This isn't me pretending to be Trump, by the way. This is the creator of this account asking for advice.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Actually, who knows. Maybe I'll just get banned from twitter and I won't even have to bother deleting this twitter.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

There is no hope. We are all doomed.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

I guess I can take comfort that I'm not quite as cancerous a piece of shit as Trump, but I'm still a pretty shitty person.
Whatever. Brb, I'm probably gonna go kill myself soon, lol

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

I'm probably gonna delete this fucking account soon. If someone wants to buy it from me, maybe I'll sell it, but I'm probably gonna just delete it and whoever decides to grab this cancer twitter handle can have it.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

None of you fucking care.
Nor should you.
Please
Help
No
DON'T.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

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Help me please
This is not a fucking joke

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Any tips on how to remove my own genitals safely without resulting in death and minimizing pain?

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

@jeffsessions needs to smoke some fucking weed, it probably wouldn't make him stop being such a miserable Ku Klux Klan-loving racist cunt, but hey, it's worth a shot.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Do I have to fucking start tweeting my followers individually? Because I'll fucking do it.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

@cracked Fuck you https://t.co/vkaUiUSJzu you ruined your brand when you fired most of your excellent content makers. I fucking hate myself, and looking at my facebook timeline makes me long for death.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

I fucked up my life by being an arrogant cunt who didn't think about shit and just assumed that being better than a piece-of-shit was okay. But the problem is, when you just aspire to not be a piece of shit, you eventually end up failing at that pathetic goal.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

@LionTedPride Yeah, pretty much.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Well, I lost one fucking follower. I guess I'm doing something right.
Please shove a knife up my anus. I want to feel pain again.

[Orange Hitler @OrangeHitler]

Any tips for cutting myself around my throat area, but in a way where I won't actually die? I'm very scared of death. Even though I fucking hate myself so much, I could never kill myself because I fear death too much.