Orbit Leisure

Leisure products for the home computer since 1983. New titles, faults and apologies posted here. Please do not send tapes.

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Orbit Leisure, Cleethorpes. Sensible software for the ZX Spectrum since 1984.

Golf by typing. Darts against a man who hasn't forgiven you. An afternoon on the coin pusher. Four hours of angling in which nothing happens.

All free to play: https://t.co/OZEwqVuazn

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TONIGHT: THE DES TRICKETT MAGIC SHOW

Five tricks. Fourteen people in the audience. No wires.*

Volunteers required to operate a stage saw under conditions the insurers describe as “adequate”.

Play free: https://t.co/KFYL00xrBj

*The wire remains a rumour.

#ZXSpectrum

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ORBIT LEISURE will be at CRASH! Live in Coventry.

The founders are travelling in their Sinclair C5s. Both vehicles have been charged.

Spot the founders and there may be a prize of negligible value.

Please do not make a special journey.

#CRASHLive #ZXSpectrum #RetroGaming

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YOUR LETTERS. A reader in Boggy Bottom writes that our programs have helped him through a difficult time in the smallest room. The office has advised against MIND THE DRAINS in the circumstances.
https://t.co/0Y8KRnjqYn

#teletext #ZXSpectrum

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STEVO TRICKETT'S SENSIBLE SNOWBOARDING

Six tracks on a dry slope behind a leisure centre, against a rival in the other colour. TUCK, CARVE, JUMP, GRIND. The clock is the sport. Forty-three people are watching, one of them your mum.

https://t.co/WdD1xnsxYQ

#zxspectrum #retro

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HOLE 4 — BUNKER ALLEY

Six bunkers. The course architect has a name, and presumably a home address.

Four guard the green. Two more catch the imprecise tee shot.

THICK NALDO’S SENSIBLE GOLF:

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#ZXSpectrum

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As seen on Saturday evenings. Five tricks, an audience of fourteen and the lovely Denise. You are the volunteer. Your amazement is shown at the top of the screen. There are no wires.
Play it here: https://t.co/xHPjyOdK91... #zxspectrum

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@MuseumCommodore Gazza's Super Soccer

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SENSIBLE ANGLING (ORB 005). Choose your bait. It makes no difference. Cast. Wait. Customers are reminded that this is angling exactly as supplied by nature.
https://t.co/R75YxMAPqU

#zxspectrum

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@KevinToms 👀

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A purchaser has recorded MIND THE DRAINS in operation.

The footage confirms that the program loads, the drains are present and the goat remains outside our responsibility.

https://t.co/Q5v1tUJURm

#ZXSpectrum

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PLAYER PROFILE

DEREK “THE MINGE” MINGE
WOLVERHAMPTON
SPONSOR: NOTHING
SPECIALITY: ADJUSTING HIS WATCH UNNECESSARILY
CURRENT GRIEVANCE: YOU
FORGIVEN: NO

Now appearing in SENSIBLE DARTS:
https://t.co/qiLiqBydfW
#ZXSpectrum

[Orbit Leisure @OrbitLeisure]

Your opponent tonight is DEREK “THE MINGE” MINGE from Wolverhampton.

His shirt says SPONSORED BY NOTHING.

He has not forgiven you.

JILSON WOCKEY’S SENSIBLE DARTS ADVENTURE — now loading.

🎯 https://t.co/qiLiqByL5u

#ZXSpectrum

[Orbit Leisure @OrbitLeisure]

Your opponent tonight is DEREK “THE MINGE” MINGE from Wolverhampton.

His shirt says SPONSORED BY NOTHING.

He has not forgiven you.

JILSON WOCKEY’S SENSIBLE DARTS ADVENTURE — now loading.

🎯 https://t.co/qiLiqByL5u

#ZXSpectrum

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