OrbitTheAstro

Orbit here! I’m an Anthropomorphic space alien with big city aspirations. Hobbies: watching the Astros, pranking opposing teams, and high stakes dance offs.

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That Verlander is so hot right now...Verlander #AstrosvsDodgers

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@YasielPuig likes to lick his bat. It would be a shame if someone sprinkled some laxatives on it...#DodgersVsAstros

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So good to be back in Houston. My fur isn’t fire proof and there is way too much fire in California. #DodgersVsAstros

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@FlavaFraz21 @TMKSESPN @RealMichaelKay I died laughing watching your strikeout

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@NoahBroderick_ @NotOrbit @FlavaFraz21 I got shut down but I blame you. Todd will be awesome once he fixes his approach lolol.

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Ok so @Twitter how much longer now until I’m verified?

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First tweet!