lana

honey we gotta jazz it

[lana @orbjtaI]

kfc need to sort their shit out how are you giving 5 drumsticks in a 10 piece bucket, robbery in broad daylight

[lana @orbjtaI]

whole of o2 security need sacking because why are you allowing a whole stampede and people getting pushed over into barriers and grown men shout and threaten teenage girls ????

[lana @orbjtaI]

what if i revive whatsaphan what then

[saffron ❤️‍🔥 @milkovichest]

how it feels sharing this to every friend i had from age 12-18

[lana @orbjtaI]

guess whatsaphan finally got her answer, huge news

[ash ⋆˚꩜｡ @starluscent]

phan is real NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[aus 🐞 @yeahprobablyy]

Getting pregnant and taking 20 tylenol a day in hopes my child becomes the biggest dan and phil fan you’ve ever seen

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[lana @orbjtaI]

RYAN MURPHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT DOWN THE PEN🖋️🚨‼️

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

Hmm this is probably where I would hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity

[lana @orbjtaI]

following the hoard ~ https://t.co/QqvfkUQTKP

[Josh Salisbury @josh_salisbury]

look, I know British democracy is also flawed but I do think it's clearly superior to do elections how God intended (through the night at the local leisure centre, stood next to a deeply unfunny joke candidate, done and dusted by early morning)

[sophie @superfinebeam]

it's been 10 years since the rumour came out...

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kieran_ashton1]

My kids to me in 30 year: “So were you at the Oasis reunion tour in 2025?”

Me: “Nah, but I was person number 1,334,457 in the ticketmaster queue for them, what a feeling that was”

[Dan Townley @Dan_Townley]

I'm pretty sure I've been scammed.

#Oasis25

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

I cannot stress this enough- this is the first and only time that you should pay the $47 for event insurance

[jonny is fed up with Yank Nonsense @sensiblehuman96]

Really feel for the people of Southport who are dealing with the most horrendous, traumatic event in living memory and now have to contend with a bunch of bused-in coke heads who have decided to start a race riot.