1/n This headline is a classic case case in implied correlation. Two true statements, placed adjacently, manufacturing a false causal link. The before 5pm directive has nothing to do with the Hormuz disruption.
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*takes a deep breath, ok, calm down. it's not that serious.*
we're live on @ProductHunt and you better check us out, or we make you write the Monday report by hand. 🫠
this way, please → https://t.co/JaJVskkkjk
5/ Many companies didn't even understand why @OrcaSheets should exist. How does any company produce that much data? Innocent question. Genuine curiosity. I don't blame them at all.
1/ Three days at India Production Technology Week, 2026. And I keep thinking about one thing: the noise on Twitter and LinkedIn has absolutely nothing to do with the voice of Bharat.
Our attachment style? Deeply com... actually, let me just show you.
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Riffing off from the post which Chief @yashgandhi_ published yesterday about the Call for Submissions for Fifthel #Pune edition - https://t.co/5dTftj2ZdV
Fifth Elephant is coming to Pune and we want to celebrate the innovation that is coming out of our own backyard. If you are doing something crazy in SDLC with AI or implementing AI or automation in the manufacturing world (read tech in the non-tech world), let's talk!
Two years ago: "Don't build analytics in Rust, use Python!", they said.
Today: @OrcaSheets processes billion rows in seconds on a laptop with an engine which is comfortably less than 70MB.
Zero crashes. Zero cloud. Zero compromises.
The full story: https://t.co/o269Dcqgni
Lets discuss BI and how you are hacking it. We are doing a Birds of Feather in Bangalore on 6th at @composio. Drop by if you are around! The entry is free for @hasgeek members. :)
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📢 @fifthel is hosting a BOF (Birds of a Feather) session on:
🪶 The Ostrich in your war rooms: BI bottlenecks
📅 Wed, 6 Aug
⏰ 4:50–6:00 PM
📍 Venue: @composio HSR Layout
👥 Led by @yashgandhi_ of @OrcaSheets
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@jc__gr@resend Hello! This is awesome, but what if you could run this on millions of rows of data? OrcaSheets can help you analyse massive amounts of data locally with AI powered queries. You can go and start using it right now at https://t.co/wQyv6Te9uV
@svembu This is absolutely why we have worked on allowing you to chat with your data right out of the box. OrcaSheets transforms data analytics through AI-driven, local-first technology that combines spreadsheet simplicity with enterprise-grade power.