Rick Turner

Senior consultant, junior developer, middleweight fool. Likes: design, technology, skyscrapers, cake, basset hounds and pedantry.

[Rick Turner @Orchard_Rick]

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https://t.co/9gPD5665xU via @youtube

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@MrCCMiller I'm pretty sure i've seen Isalmic vinegar in Waitrose.

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There is a Pokemon sitting on my dog.

GET OUT.

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@loudribs "BUY A HOUSE ON A FLOODPLAIN" would fit better.

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If you're a digital designer into creating UI for apps then check out this role: https://t.co/lQtUBuTQGh

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.@orchard_AJ

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@mutablejoe I don't really understand the title and I've finished the trilogy. Ridley Scott has just bought the rights to make the movie.

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@mutablejoe It's good! Best of the 3.

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@katiegallagher You been alive for THIRTY *mumbles* YEARS. How has the fact that Scotland's bank hol is 3 weeks before ours passed you by?

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Sainsbury's wants me to grill a peach and put it on my pizza: https://t.co/PLIaL34DKz

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@RachieTp Tell her to go to Scotland for the day and she'll be none the wiser.

[devolute @devolute]

Here is a comprehensive list of things the majority of voters won’t care about as they vote this November: https://t.co/KFa05UKk1b

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@MrCCMiller 💩

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This is awesome. Olde English words that we don't use anymore: https://t.co/5Otm5wqsvE
My favourite "Twattling" (gossiping or chatting idly)

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Was just being rude about someone on the phone. I got so animated that I fell off a curb.

KARMA IS REAL.

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Someone's just written the word 'shit' in an email to a client instead of 'shift'

And for once it wasn't me...

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@quiffboy iTunes lies though. LIES.

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@almackin @RachieTp @TomNew_ It's better if you get a minion to throw the glitter FYI. Ideally a dwarf.

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Parma Violets are disgusting and this is wrong: https://t.co/n6zhmZl8Md

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My reaction to this was: "WHAT? They still make VCRs? WHY? https://t.co/KiH5dnGxHQ

[Mashable @mashable]

RIP: The VCR is about to officially enter tech heaven https://t.co/NNyKASVD59