Mars

Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams!

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

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[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

I'm in her DMs writing Hallmark cards

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all she wanna do S C my Johnson

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I like that the Twitter app icon is just a big X right now because it keeps reminding me that I shouldn't be opening this app in the first place

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I strongly wish my meghead friends will continue to stay connected with me after all of this

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

bro this blunt got me feeling preposterous

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

sinatra da 🐐 no 🧢

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

Using my 504 at the Olive Garden

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when you get so drunk you start a podcast

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

I just want a man who can make me say GOLL-Y

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

pigs in a blanket is when you tuck in 12

[Mars @Orchid_Nectar]

Gay Jimi Hendrix be like: excuse me while I kiss this guy

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@SirSnackPack I do this with Bing Crosby at Cookout

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If you're 22 and your circle isn't playing footsie in the Waffle House then it's time to find a new circle.

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tryna let a goofy guy hit

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They better not put me and bestie in the same platoon

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Damn baby can I get your number and pronouns?