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Just a reminder that from tomorrow on I will be posting as Wayward Audio. All Honey, Sweetheart, and Orchid content will be uploaded to the new channel...eventually because that is a shit ton of content.

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https://t.co/5pWJAId0TS

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https://t.co/uGsSdGalzB

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My teapot brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's hotter than yours
Damn right, it's hotter than yours
I could steep you, but I won't butter your crumpet

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https://t.co/pDfJOOWYca

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https://t.co/RFGX2VAhsE

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https://t.co/dnHMzUb259

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https://t.co/lyRcLPCC4R

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https://t.co/VcYDE1kTXZ

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https://t.co/5jHzSIthxq

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@IamTheExtrovert @ElaraVtuber I just did that...and I must repeat:

Qu'est-ce que le fuck?

[Now @WaywardAudio @OrchidAudio]

Hull: The underworld's top staycation destination!

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Qu'est-ce que le fuck?

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@SpiderDad40 No accident for you.

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For purposes of transparency, I feel that I have to disclose that I have 11 microphones.

Make that 12.

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@SpiderDad40 I leave no witnesses. If you are a witness, then you may need to have a Cherry Pepsi Max accident.

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I guess we are back to tweeting random bullshit and weirdness.

Did you miss me?

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I'm the type of special that gets discounted right away, yet no one seems to make a purchase.

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I am reviewing my search history and...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

The least strange thing I searched for was a medical article discussing the risks of penile injuries resulting from toilet seats, all in an effort to win an argument with the banshee. That and a killer recipe for povitica.