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Parody account. Comedian. All posts, likes, comments, inboxes, and retweets are satire and are not to be taken seriously.

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@SwanFinances @twetchapp @diddywheldon @handcashapp Ahem... I will NEVER sell my BSV. Didn’t sell BSV at $50. Didn’t sell BSV at $120. Didn’t sell at $400. Not selling.

If you Shitcoiners ever want to my BSV again, you going to have to pump the price up to $100,000 per BSV at which point again, Corecucks, I’m not selling.

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"Yeah, well, actually, I own the *real* Bitcoin. And you see, Craig Wright is actually Satoshi.......... No, no, I actually hate BTC"

Her:

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@ClubShayShay @neiltyson This is bullshit

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@OwenBenjamin I've been working on my my father's land. I've been grafting fruit. Planting gardens that need minimal work to upkeep. And planting fruit trees. The toil is real. But all toil must stand the test of time.

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@OwenBenjamin There's so many stories in those books. But I find it highly interesting that certain stories stand out above others. Seriously, rethinking going through all the ancient stories. And really spending time thinking about why certain collective Fables stick for generations.

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@OwenBenjamin Owen, i can't remember if you went into it on a live stream from years ago. Do you remember Rumpelstiltskin? How asking the ((rumpelstiltskin)) to turn the staw into gold (fiat) ended with giving up your own child (the future of your children). But just naming ((him)) ended it.

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@___TheGOOdWitch This is a classic muslim objection from Alex btw

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@___TheGOOdWitch Sam did the best explanation Ive ever heard in my life on this. Alex is leaving out VERY VERY important details about the context of psalms 82. If you're going to post this- you better know the absolutely golden rebuttal.
https://t.co/SuiShsUcDk

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@petersbarque @___TheGOOdWitch Back when him and Sam were cool. This was absolutely peak
https://t.co/SuiShsUcDk

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@BernieSanders How about giving americans fifty percent ownership stake in israel

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Something deeply satanic entered USA after world war two. You could technically argue before the civil war.

[Brett Pike @ClassicLearner]

Remember when the government attempted to force Amish children to attend American public schools and arrested their parents for not complying?

It led to one of the most important religious liberty cases in American history. Everything we have has to be fought for.

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Buu was OG pink wojak

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

@USJewishDems @KootenaiDad Checks out.

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@BRICSinfo Lol sure

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He will choose to bomb 100%

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Iran has masterfully played Trump.

He has to bomb them to have any leverage in negotiations, but if he bombs them, oil goes sky high, markets tank.

If he deals, he turns on Israel & loses every special interest donor that put him in office.

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Why would Iran care about what's happening in Lebanon unless they were sponsoring it.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran announces it is ending all negotiations with the US and vows to "completely" block the Strait of Hormuz, per CNBC.

Iran says it is ending negotiations due to repeated ceasefire violations including Israeli strikes in Lebanon.

Iran also threatens to block the Bab el-Mandeb Strait.

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@poperespecter1 If they did. They were killed... soo

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Although virtually all Republicans eventually admitted by their votes that it was right to release the Epstein files,

only three were brave enough to sign my discharge petition to force that vote.

Boebert, Greene, and Mace have paid an enormous price for doing the right thing.

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@Asmongold @Woke_Tankie @OwenBenjamin has ancient physiognomy as well

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@BlaireWhite You're a man cosplaying as a girl. This is the same as ancient demonic temple priests would do.

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(Fed Creg meme)

[Rev Dr Diego 🥒 @InvestWithDiego]

Dear son,

You should own 1 BSV per lb of body weight