3 year plan

First bipedal human discovering Twitter.
C. 10,000 B.C. (colorized)

[The Hedge Hawg - ヘッジホッグ @WiggerPigMania]

wïgga, may I have some öats

[Hawkeye Phil 🧊 @sadhawkeyefan]

Sundays

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre jerking off on stolen land bro

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[$ince85 @Bmoorelikeme85]

I’ve watched this shit 1000 times and I can’t stop laughing and imma share it every time this shit spin the block 😂

[Nii-San 🎸🇦🇷 @NiisanHP]

hola putos de mierda soy el anticristo 2016

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You’ll already be Suicidal and then it will be 80% Humidity Outside

[eagershinyknight @realshinyknight]

this video's been infesting my brain recently

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

A ‘SEX’ prequel is in development.

It will explore the origins of foreplay

(via: CEO of Sex)

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

When work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit there like this for a while:

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[100 @yh_me2]

I need to consult the dawg in me about this

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[tasman @lildorothy_]

babe are ok you barely screamed in your sleep last night