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born to be down

[M @smxa33]

At 21 young years of age I’ve achieved what a lot of ppl take 70 years to achieve:

- shoulder pain
- back pain
- knee pain
- hip problems

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

What in the family guy just happened

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

Last night at Applebees a 57 year old woman slid me her number on a napkin

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

You still got time ... Use it Wisely

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

My mom said to play christmas music so I threw on some Frostydasnowmann

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

the universe is universing

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

“Nahh, probably only going to drink like 5 beers”

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

Today seems like the longest day of the year

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

What are the odds

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

Sour cream & onion:

Lays Stax > Pringles

[mia @httpsosweet]

if we were frogs i would share my lily pad with you

[aj @OrdinaryMane]

AI can never replace latinas