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rockstar bf

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[willow flowers @_wfl0wrz_]

"dude everyone's pouring beer on their crotch today you gotta join the trend"

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Oxford Union @OxfordUnion]

A statement from the President, Arwa Elrayess:

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

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[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

One billion (1,000,000,000) is the smallest number with the same number of letters and digits

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

Welcome back Nicola Sturgeon

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Jake Austin has been announced as the Lib Dem candidate in the Makerfield by-election

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

After midnight and pefore midnight

[Ark🍏How-toと皿 @Ark_real_stkna]

そういえばAMとかPMって何の略？

[stefan🏆🇮🇹 @2019_stefan]

Perfect time to say fuck israel once again

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

Roblox

[peter @hirofusagi]

What’s something i can easily get addicted to thats actually good for u

[woman lover @lesbomanifesto]

border control agent: and how did you meet this friend
me: we met online
border control agent: how did you meet online…
me: ok so there’s this band

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[Department for Transport @transportgovuk]

Great Western Railways services will transfer into public ownership from 13 December 2026.

This is another significant moment as the government continues to bring services back into public ownership and put passengers, not shareholders, at the heart of our railways.

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Is there a term to describe the politics of a State whose police service deliberately erases a victim of violence due to their ethnic background in favour of highlighting and favouring the suffering of another group?

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

We seem to have invented an invisible aeroplane.

[The 1975 TH @the1975_thteam]

I’m a bit confused why some people said Matty doesn’t have the right to remove the song.

Of course he does, it’s THEIR art after all. You could be annoyed, of course, but it’s their work and they could remove everything if they wanted to.

[thomas @OrdishThomas]

Wait till you see the apprentice. There’s a knob on that too

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Is ITV having a laugh. On Britain's Got Talent there was bloke singing about Scotch Eggs. What joke on prime time TV

[Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs]

Are the pieces all falling into place for Starmer to be saved by a Falklands War launched by a desperate right-wing Argentine government?

[cez @cezthesocialist]

@GAOcpfc the concept of being terrified that you can’t gamble on animal abuse