Sam

Chronically offline, accidentally online

[Rance @son_of_uki]

aguero had a heart attack and retired early;
gundogan suffered depression and ran back to city;
ter stergen had psychiatric issues and was chased away from the club;
araujo had to go to India for spiritual healing;
balde is suffering psychological trauma and now he’s nowhere to be found;
gavi;
jules kounde has been having a mental breakdown to the point he's moving around with ps1;
rashford is heartbroken cos they sold him empty dreams;
what is happening to ferran torres is not ordinary too;
now raphinha is depressed and is in debt cos barca isn't paying him enough to the point he will abandon the world cup for personal wellbeing;

barcelona has a lot to answer for

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

De Paul in 80 years time:

Changing graves just to be close to Messi’s. 😭

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆

[Shadowthrone @SenatorT__]

I should spit on your thought process. Buhari a farmer and dictator is who tricked you and now a billionaire who lives a life you can’t fault is the one you’re scrutinising.

You don’t have sense.

Take it from me and everyone reading your tweets.

[Tió🧊 @KidBold]

see ehn.

they’ve cleaned up their TL but me I no forget😂

“even if he presents NEPA bill (as certificate), I will vote for him”

[D @_Unknown_D_]

Banning VPNs, removing trial by jury and digital ID? Stalin would have tears of joy in his eyes seeing Kier in action.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

liberal white woman brain has to be studied

you couldn’t create this stunning a lack of self awareness in a lab

[APC or 🇳🇬. 1 must die @babaj1de]

Another funny set of people are Nigerians that wear suit and earn 300 - 500k

They think they are middle class and think PO is suppose to appeal to them in a different manner than market women.

500k that you can’t even save enough to buy a car in the next 10 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Message to Obama re: Iran: “The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of the Deal

[• @cfcsimv2]

Crying bro how’s this not a red ???

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Alex Soros is interesting because he’s a billionaire heir who dedicates his life to making cities less safe. He’s like a Reverse Batman.

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

The lives of these young Palestine Action activists have been ruined by university. They were radicalised to the point of madness on campus and now they’re facing years in jail. The whole thing is an utter tragedy and a scary indictment of our universities.

[Mia Talias @miatalias]

While completely being okay with the flag of North Korea left hanging lmao, these are the pro Palestinians

[Sam @Orgasamic]

@Olutheway There’s a reason I don’t engage in arsenal discourse on the TL. I love the club but i shall not allow myself to be equally yoked with regards in public

[Sam @Orgasamic]

This game has been disappointing.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

urhobo misogyny mehnn. said that shit with so much passion that guy even dropped his phone to clap and smile

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

The Gaza war was fought with proportionality, outstanding protection of civilian life, and was started by Hamas.