cosmic O

!this is not a sex account!

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Sexually frustrated deeply distressed

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Watching people eat Taco Bell is my favorite part of the internet

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I’m back from maternity leave

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I could eat Taco Bell out of business, they are lucky I control myself

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Last month was gay

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Wish I could shoot lasers out my nipples to keep the cats at bay

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What’s the better option:

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I need new haters (anyone in the madison area wanna apply)

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When nicki Minaj dies I’m gonna tell my kids she was basically the second coming of Christ. And observe that day as a holiday

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It’s not that I put too many eggs in my basket, its the fact that I have too many FUCKING baskets

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I only watch movies with parental advisory

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Mr.Pilot does this plane have sport mode?

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Why was everyone obsessed with the color green yesterday?

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@PingPingDePanda Not the target audience, but I’ll get my desired end goal. Death. So deal.

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Let’s play a game, how bout you Fuck marry and kill me?

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This is why I stand for the flag

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The pc terminology for Hell is Heck

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My least favorite part of a car accident is having to talk to a stranger

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Every room that I’m In is a panic room

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It might just be the caffeine but I don’t feel real 😃