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Why do fat people feel it's acceptable to barge down the train aisle without making any effort to ensure their huge arses don't smash into the arms of people sitting down?

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Keir Starmer's governance of the UK is akin to a controlling narcissist murdering their ex partner. If they can't have them, nobody can.

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@Mattlj92 Lost 1/2 a stone eating a Mediterranean diet? How can you not realise how stupid this sounds? 1/2 a stone is 24500 calories. You'd have to eat nothing + burn 1000 calories a day (e.g. 100 minutes cycling at 35km/h) every day for 7 days to achieve that. 🤣 #walesonline

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@clemmiemoodie I hate to break it to you but if you're visiting a doctor to help fix your cold you're wasting everyone's time. There is no treatment for a cold.

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Rishi thinks he can have the cake and eat it! #RishiSunak #NIProtocol #Brexit #BrexitDeal

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@wlip @onditimoner Noticed (not that I've been checking constantly or anything) #weliveinpublic get relisted on iTunes UK today. Instant buy from me!

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@joelycett I was having a brain fart and couldn't remember your name when talking to the other half (apologies). I Googled "bisexual british comedian" expecting to sieve through some results only to find you are THE Google result for said term. 🤣

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@MarcusRashford There are actually three sides to every story. Your side, their side and the truth. A video is a more accurate representation of the truth than either 'side'.

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If manners prevent us speaking the truth, we will be without manners.

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Is #badbatch what they're calling the Star Wars sequels now?

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@GoogleStadia I've never managed to play my #Stadia without severe stutter every few seconds. Stadia rates my connection as excellent and my Chromecast Ultra is connected by ethernet. This is the only device on my network that doesn't work flawlessly. What can I do to fix it?

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@Ak4Slasher That's a relief to hear. I'll fire it up again this evening and hope for the best!

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Finally got around to hooking up my #Stadia Founders Edition only for the 2 games I tried to suffer from an annoying stutter despite my connection rated OK and 4K HDR. Will try again tomorrow but so far working better than my #XCloud experience!

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I find there's no better filter for identifying society's morons than the Subway sandwich queue.

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@AppleSupport Created my Apple ID 15 years ago before you required rescue email. I can't remember secret questions. I know password, can confirm account info, have full access and am logged in - but support tells me I need to make a new ID - losing my credit and purchases. Help!

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Wouldn't it be awesome if life was in 4K!?

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@madebygoogle @google @googleuk Sent faulty #googlepixel 42 days ago. Arrived 6 days later. Due to bug in return system I'm told to wait indefinitely! Asked #madebygoogle for help. Nothing changed. Now I get DM asking to rate the help? What help? Sorry to be brutal but it's true.

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@madebygoogle 1 month ago today you received my phone in your service centre. A whole month and you have been unable to resolve an issue with shipping labels - I'm still being told I have to wait indefinitely for a resolution. This is not acceptable. #madebygoogle #googlepixel

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@madebygoogle @google It's 8 days since you passed my missing warranty replacement to your escalations team and nobody has contacted me. You've asked me to be patient and I think I've exercised a lot of patience. What is going on? #madebygoogle #madetowaitbygoogle #googlepixel

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@madebygoogle 6 days since you passed my issue to your escalations team - received no contact. Is this normal? Over a month since I sent you my #pixel2xl and I'm told I have to wait indefinitely for replacement. Is it acceptable to make your customers wait so long? #madebygoogle