Ori

[Ori @Oria]

Why was the movie 'rush hour' titled 'rush hour?' am I missing something?

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Attention all...I am standing next to uncle jessie right now.

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I actually had to use the word 'dauphine' today...

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Just got on a random shuttle in vegas...hopefully it doesn't end up inHOSTEL

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Mmmm...smells like hookers and cocaine...must be Vegas!

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How come it is ok for people to just skip the line and go right to the front?

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I'm bringing back 'trainwreck' as a describing word...as in 'jesus that movie was a trainwreck'...funny enough also a new position.

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Not until november.

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Shoot me

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There is absolutly no fucking hope for the movie going experience. It's social time apperantly.

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Semen is only 1% sperm. The rest is made up of fructose sugar, water, vitamin c, citric acid, enzymes, rotein, phosphate, and zinc...

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Note to self: invent time machine so can go back in time and unwatch Evan Almighty.

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Oh belts, you will be the end of me.

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Good news! Apendix may be useful after all. Sucks to your appendicitis...

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Is it bad that I have an outlook reminder to illegaly download the new foo fighters album?

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Ori's opinion about last night: the only good things about playing shows are the fans and the music. all the other shit can suck it.

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Halfway through his lunch, ori realized that he was ingesting citrus on the day of his show...nice.

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No one offer me any fattening food ever again. Including me. Also...charles shaw kicked my ass last night.

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Sam is the best.

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Nothibg like dealing with magots when you're crazy...