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Just here to have fun and talk some shit. Both political parties suck ass.

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@TRHLofficial @JackPosobiec ABBA+

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@jarvis_best Everqueer

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@JustPlainPat All the men defending 30x30 as an acceptable pant size are probably built like a fucking ostrich

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This thread does a phenomenal job of showing all of the men who have never trained legs ever.

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Costco does it again!

This time the brand they rip off is Lulu

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@KRS100000 @VeryBullishGuy @JustPlainPat @grok Built like a fucking ostrich

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@ObtainerOf Says the guy barely squatting 1 plate 🤣

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@PicturesFoIder Which one is which?

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@LibertarianMama You aren’t kidding about athletics. There are high schoolers running 4-minute miles now. Absolutely insane

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@michaeljknowles I bet you love Kishke.

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@GmorganJr @Jason How would a democratic president be any worse than what we currently have?

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@FarrowMia40582 Hi Mia, quick question: if measles was eliminated from America, and nobody died here in over 20 years from it, where do you think it came from? Maybe all the illegals pouring in here that don’t have a vaccine schedule? Do you think RFK is a bigger health risk than that?

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@DrNeilStone 28 years of wasted time, money, and energy. You have zero critical thinking skills, and after almost 3 decades you couldn’t find your own asshole with a map and a flashlight

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@YourAnonNews More like “if you take this shot you won’t get wet.” That actually sounds less stupid than what fuck-chi was actually saying

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@sporadica So if we get record low temperatures, then by your logic does that mean we have global cooling? Climate change pushing us into a new ice age?

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@ThorBjornsson_ I can feel this in my bones

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@LibertyLockPod He looks happy. I wonder if she offered to blow him also

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@TunaSafeDolphin @HazelAppleyard 😂😂🤣

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@LibertyLockPod At least she voted against the NDAA. Say what you want about her, but that was a very important vote that she cast

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@sagifario See guys? Skipping leg day and having ostrich legs scores you the hottest girl in the gym! Yay!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.