Lucas M.

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

I swear if one more person comes at me sideways over some dumb shit I’m gonna lose my mind.

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

The best thing ever is when assholes show up to an OPEN jam. NOT

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

That aged like milk. Seems we are not too far away from a 1929 style depression. Thanks you orange prick!

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

Remember folks when you think life is going the wrong way hold that chin up and keep doing the right thing and good results will come always. Patience is a virtue.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Yep.

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

Someone once told me I had a great face for radio…

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

When Hillary lost, she conceded graciously and then went for a walk in the woods.

When Kamala lost, she conceded graciously and then got back work as our VP.

When Trump lost, he wouldn’t concede and then incited a deadly attack on our Capitol.

But yes, tell me more about how women are “too emotional” to lead, won’t you.

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

Sick twice in a month but kicking ass and taking names!

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🌊Sandy 🪶#GunReformNOW #ThankyouJoeBiden 💙 @CynthiaHarless1]

Trump's new First Lady!🤣🤣

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

You know it’s really appreciated when people decide to show their rear ends on someone’s birthday. Thirty is starting off with a bang.

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

This one sided bs is for the birds.

[Belinduh Pyne @belinduhpyne]

WE’RE SERVING THE DOGS, WE’RE SERVING THE CATS

[The Romano Report @TheRomanoReport]

The Antichrist will be a man of great sin and deceit.

He will fool millions into believing that he is a man of God.

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

Sitting and reflecting and thinking about how favored I am in this life. It’s a good feeling!

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

Things are finally starting to come together and it feels good

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

One thing I can’t stand is watching people suffer. Bothers me to my core.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Alright, who made this?! 😂🤣

[Lucas M. @Original_LucasM]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?”