DMartin

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[DMartin @originalbert]

@Willie700WLW can we not play the capital TOPH IRS commercial. We’re about to celebrate the life of Mr. Rose on May 14. We don’t need to be bringing this up.

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@SethMacFarlane You don’t know how much I needed this in my life. Thank you so very much 🥸🥸🥸

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@kyballistics can a punt gun stop an engine. Probably yes but leets see

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@salomondrin Dude you need to put the band back together. I really miss all the fun you shared with us in your daily life. I still wear my Hit It Pedro! hoodies.

[DMartin @originalbert]

Just found this amazing item on AliExpress. Check it out! | $5.23 | 0% off | Disney Toy Stitch Mickey Cartoon Quick Push Game Console Puzzle Press Toy (require your own battery) Kawaii Children's Gift
https://t.co/NI82Q9Apdq

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@ChipotleTweets Omg. Had everything ready to checkout and down it goes. Hope I didn’t just lose my reward points!!!!!

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@CraigSetzer Thanks for updating all of us. Leaving on RC on the 10th. Can you just stop the hurricane?😇

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@Spectrum_Brands decided to share some Blackflag love. Packaging is cool and just filled my end cap perfectly.. Yes I work at Lowes 😉

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Donate to help Carson West and Family
https://t.co/CjtBJekwNy

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@AskHuntington how is it a bank in 2022 has no redundancy or backups to your systems you just stranded a person unable to use their bank card on the side of the road because I can't buy gas. Time to grow up and invest some of that money back into your systems where's your it at?

[DMartin @originalbert]

@AskHuntington will you be supporting FitBit Pay anytime in the near future?

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I voted for #TeamWoodchucks - and you can, too! Click the link to vote, and to enter for a chance to win a @GEICO Sequels Swag Bag! https://t.co/mlpK6pFliu

[DMartin @originalbert]

@ImNice_LikeRice Take every lid in the house off of milk toothpaste bottles everything

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@jeremyhobson just to make your life simpler and your trip to Cincinnati more entertaining just goes straight to Skyline Chili! Thanks for visiting!

[DMartin @originalbert]

Dear @Wendys creamy Sriracha is not buffalo sauce we are not all Millennial hipsters please just get some regular buffalo sauce thank you

[DMartin @originalbert]

@jesusloverfreak Smoke stacks removed from powerplant.

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@jesusloverfreak Construction took doen smoke towers at poweplant

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Sounded like sonic boom was scary. https://t.co/QILTHvAwXI

[Lisa Walsh Clark @jesusloverfreak]

Does anybody know what that big loud explosion was that just happened about five minutes ago in Aurora/Lawrenceburg?

[DMartin @originalbert]

#salomondrin #svipe

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#salomondrin #svipe