Dan Millbauer

[The Honey Badger @Nance726]

On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@ChelfcAbby Yeah, it should be proportional. As teachers tell kids, fair isn't necessarily equal.

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

On a freezing December morning in 1957, President Dwight D. Eisenhower was reviewing budget proposals when his secretary nervously informed him that a 73-year-old woman named Mrs. Eleanor Mitchell from Abilene, Kansas—his childhood Sunday school teacher—was in the White House lobby asking to see him without an appointment, and instead of having staff politely redirect her, Eisenhower literally ran down the hallway, swept this elderly woman into a huge bear hug, and cleared his entire afternoon to have tea with her in the residence.

What makes this moment so breathtakingly beautiful is that Mrs. Mitchell had taught a scrappy young Dwight Eisenhower Bible verses every Sunday from 1907 to 1911 in a tiny church basement, making him memorize Proverbs and Psalms when he'd rather be playing baseball, and she'd written him letters throughout his military career—through both world conflicts, through his rise to Supreme Commander, through his election—always addressing him simply as 'Dwight' and reminding him that 'character matters more than rank.' Eisenhower told his staff that Mrs. Mitchell once made him apologize to the entire Sunday school class for being prideful after he'd bragged about winning a spelling bee, teaching him a humility lesson that shaped his entire leadership philosophy, and he'd never forgotten how she'd pulled him aside afterward and said, 'Dwight, you're going to do important things someday, but never let success make you forget where you came from or who helped you along the way.'

During their White House tea, Eisenhower introduced Mrs. Mitchell to every cabinet member who passed by, saying with genuine reverence, 'This woman taught me everything that matters—respect this lady,' and she gently scolded him for not attending church regularly enough, which made the most powerful man in the world laugh and promise to do better.

When Mrs. Mitchell left that evening, Eisenhower walked her personally to her taxi, kissed her cheek, and pressed an envelope into her hand containing a check for her church and a note:
‘For the place that built my foundation—thank you for seeing potential in a troublemaker farm boy. Your student always, Dwight.'

What absolutely destroys you is understanding that Eisenhower commanded armies and led nations, but he never forgot the Sunday school teacher who taught him that true strength was moral courage, proving that the greatest leaders never outgrow gratitude and that honoring the people who shaped you when nobody knew your name is the most presidential thing you can do.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

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[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

I've noticed a trend on social media: lots of creators writing PEAK when they mean PEEK. "Take a peak at my outfit...." 😖 FFS. Cut it out. Do better.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@andy_lion007 Yeah: everything.

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[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@TheMrsBlakley @BarbMcQuade When does that start?

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@lady_valor_07 1978

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@GoldenAgeUnfold Still?! They were never worthy of trust, so... "still" 0%.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@RJT0715 @JoJoFromJerz Hey Rob... every point in the OP is so well documented and reported over YEARS that at this stage it's all common knowledge. You are either VERY sheltered or keeping yourself purposely and painfully ignorant.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

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[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@BrilynHollyhand The timing is all Trump's and Republicans' - but for them, the athletes would not need to speak out right now. And BTW your points don't support your main premise as you think they do. Quite the opposite. And they're not trashing USA. But you know that.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@Outspoken_Sam You just don't get it (you do, actually, but as usual for MAGA you lie and fool yourself). They're using their platform to represent the feelings of a MAJORITY of Americans to the worldwide audience and reassure them we're not all evil. True Americans honor and support it.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@StellaEscoTV He actually is representing the feelings of most Americans, and in a very respectful way -- this is NOT "trashing." Millions are very proud of him, totally agree with his thoughts, and of the others doing likewise.

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@Rainmaker1973 Powerful

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

#Broadcasters, I've heard this poor wording enough times to say something. Hyping a Patriots pep rally at Gillette Stadium, this newscaster said TWICE: "The gates open in just a few minutes from now." Who can tell the class what's wrong with that, and the acceptable alternatives?

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@StandUpForTrmp @sarah136060 Shitbag

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@MbarkCherguia Ron Swanson

[Dan Millbauer @OriginalMillbad]

@StandUpForTrmp 100%