NiDope Quebank

i fkn hate parking lots

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

it's 2078. nido is still emperor of the east coast. ur grandson tours high point universite. there is no parking. only fountains. you take a boat to slane. slane is a fountain. you are a fountain. everything is a fountain.

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

“I’m not gonna vaccinate brad. I have essential oils. he’ll thrive”

nice one susan

#mumps

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

next stop east green

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

ill give u your internet back if u give me one of ur parking lots

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

what if my future grandson doesn’t like fountains and I have to get rid of the grandson

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

crossing guard needed 4 parents weekend.

send this to ur friend that should be on xanax

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

OK I NEED AN ANSWER ON MY DESK BY NOON

IS TH GAS STATION ON CENTENNIAL AND LEXINGTON CALLED:

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

whole crew watchin me 1v1 gail turtle lol where we droppin fam

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

i fkn love bricks

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

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unbelievable, i cant make this shit up ppl

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

yea sex is cool and all but have u ever made a whole parking lot disappear

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

not cool gail turtle

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

best universite presidents ranked:

17. it's
16. impossible
15. to
14. rank
13. any
12. universite
11. presidents
10. because
9. they
8. all
7. contribute
6. something
5. that's
4. meaningful
3. to
2. someone
1. Nidope Qubein

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

spend all ur nidobucks now cuz that fake shit don’t roll over to next yr like some t-mobile minutes

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

so hot outside i almost called a frat boy so I could b around something shady

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

yo tho 2020 election who u got

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

her: come over

me: no im busy

her: im thinking of donating to ur universite

me:

[NiDope Quebank @OriginalNido]

dont ever show ur face at my universite again.

also pay for tht picture u pesant how do u think we r paying for the new building https://t.co/MrNRDBRbIY