Psycho Dad

Missing the good old days

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

@RuiterWrongFAN And he was a racist. Didn't get Delly the contract he deserved but made sure his boys like JR & Tristian we're over compensated

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Remember retirement is when a woman marries, and a man dies.
#marriedlife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep next to mine. #Marriedlife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Had a heart to heart w/the boy last night about our family motto. "Lie when your wife is waking. Lie when your belly's aching. Lie when you know she's faking. Lie, go to work and lie"

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

And how about doing a bit more research besides the ski boy who bent you over & ass fucked you https://t.co/pvQ9IAClCS

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I’ve spent the day with a ski guide in Canada who pays 14 dollars a month for health insurance. In Canada’s, if you make under 35k a year, you get healthcare for free. What I’m the fuck is wrong with our country and why can’t we take care of our own people?

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Please move there! Quit bitching about a country where a big tit whore is a millionaire. Instead of wasting ur money on vacation & booze build a homeless shelter, do something positive. Instead of deciding if u should spit or swallow https://t.co/pvQ9IAClCS

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I’ve spent the day with a ski guide in Canada who pays 14 dollars a month for health insurance. In Canada’s, if you make under 35k a year, you get healthcare for free. What I’m the fuck is wrong with our country and why can’t we take care of our own people?

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Have you decide who to sleep with next to further your career? https://t.co/FgTcd5PXCf

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

No one wants to use DREAMERS To build your wall. These are human beings. Can’t you just ask Russia to pay for it? https://t.co/lLMVRLRsoR

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Isn't your 5 min of fame up? Still waiting for you to waddle your way out of this country https://t.co/06qm0svRsK

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

@JustJoyceJohns @JTRJules @ShawnHayes_Real @JMcJohnson @_youngloco @Joe_V_ @kathleenhussein @TyishaWSB When the party they r at is about to get broken up&everyone arrested. Obviously no true men where there to stand up & accept blame is point. Instead everyone there was innocent!That's y cops wouldn't have to take down party in "white suburbia"bc the one person would of stepped up

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

@JTRJules @ShawnHayes_Real @JMcJohnson @_youngloco @Joe_V_ @kathleenhussein @TyishaWSB Probably bc in "white suburbia" people accept blame for their actions & would of accepted punishment for the crime. Instead of acting innocent letting friend take blame & expect special treatment. Smh

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

After spending all day on the couch wife asked if I can pick up some milk. I ask why do I need to buy milk when I have a cow? #marriedlife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

My wife & I have the secret to making marriage last. Two nights a week we go to nice restaurant & have a little wine & food.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. #MarriedLife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Wife decided to cook dinner tonight. That means we said our prayers to the plumbers union after consuming. #MarriedLife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Anyone know how many women it takes to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
#MarriedLife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Anyone know what's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
#MarriedLife

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Wife said don't forget to buy milk. I asked why since I have a cow at home

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Wife says she wants to have sex. I said that means the kids have to leave. And if u want it to be good then you'll need to leave as well

[Psycho Dad @OriginalPsychoD]

Since it's my vacation week told the wife to pack up a suitcase get the kids & come back in a week! #vacation #MarriedLife