Bethany Lane

If you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out.

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

"So how do you feel our relationship is going?"

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

People who stack their plates up when they finish eating at a restaurant so it's easier for the waitress to clear their table are a precious breed of human and should be protected at all costs

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

*Showing my dad how to use my Alexa speaker*
Dad: Could you please play this song, Alexa? Thanks.
Me: No, you say her name then tell her to do it
Dad: Idk seems pretty rude to tell a woman what to do...

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Student life is counting the days till the end of semester, only to have to work all summer so you can afford to survive the winter, and then counting the days till semester starts so you can cry in peace again

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

@fionaajxne It was a dark place my friend. I'm still haunted by the memories, but the important thing is that I have overcome my illness

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

It's been a tough year, but I no longer refer to my taste in tunes as "real music", my foundation isn't 3 shades too light and my hair doesn't look like a wig from Fraggle Rock. I've done it. I've recovered from being an art hoe. Thankyou for all your continued support x

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Me: Ok so I've got 2 exams and a 3000 word essay due, I should stay inside all day and study
The weather: Think again bitch

[Humans of The Sesh @humansofthesesh]

pretty fucking rude of the sun to make me ignore my responsibilities and drink cans every day

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

There should be a section at the end of every exam where you can put all the stuff you spent days studying but didn't get questioned on for extra marks

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Being absolutely buzzing with good news and having no one around to celebrate with is an underrated tragedy

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Never fails to astound me how slow the WiFi is in the highlands, absolutely tragic. Depriving people of their basic human rights smh

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Iconic https://t.co/hU2b1NHSkE

[Louis O'Connor @oconnor_louis]

One clip from every episode of peep show

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Personality type: Chooses to spend days air drying my clothes to avoid paying the £1.20 dryer fee then impulse-buys £30 worth of Chinese

[Humans of The Sesh @humansofthesesh]

the only food or drink that will be consumed at my wedding will be cans and kebabs

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

@jordanlanexx Her name is Marion Stone, she was on in 2014, whatever season that was, episodes 8-10. But i cant find them???

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Just found out a girl in my class was on #takemeout ??? This is the the closest I've ever been to a celebrity. Totally starstruck.

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

@jordanlanexx That saucy minx 😂

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

Dundee is coated with a thick layer of heroin and the tears of children, that's why not one speck of snow has ever reached the ground #fact

[Bethany Lane @OriginalWunnaBe]

@DolORiordan RIP. You were perfect and so important