Matt Orio

Husband, father, radio guy, nerd, vegan, pizza enthusiast

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@PNMtalk tried emailing through your website about a problem with my account. Relies to those emails from you? ZERO

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

I'm not sorry. “@Baxterdelarocha: So Orio was live texting me during his vasectomy today! http://t.co/MF45t8MvDo”

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@JanaeMartinezfm in-laws are from there!

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@JanaeMartinezfm worst. North Dakota. Accent. EVER.

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@ThatDaveJordan Willow, Yoda and Patton Oswalt

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@jcburcham bomp?

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@JaviFuentes @T16skyhopp @FakeEyes22 you can smack me too. #gosh!

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@DragonEatsFairy @JarodimusPrime swim!

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

.@JaviFuentes fucking fascists

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@JanaeMartinezfm ...um. Ok.

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@JanaeMartinezfm did you make that one?

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@JanaeMartinezfm holy sopapillas Batman.

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@AshleighOlguin nope. And I use them every year, I just don't buy a bunch of gross dead animals with it.

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

TBT to a Halloween where I was a drunk doctor

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@T16skyhopp this is a good plan. I have instantly bonded to this child now

[Matt Orio @Orio1041]

@T16skyhopp y'know... I didn't even snap to that! Haha!