Orlando Jones

Orlando Jones I am. The real deal.

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJonees]

You thought I had left you twitter? Hah nah

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Toot toot

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Why did Arthur Weasley not know what a rubber duck is? Does wizards not bathe? #idontgetharrypotter #IDGHP #HarryPotter

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Why did they never use that time turner thing again? It could probably have solved all of their problems #idontgetharrypotter #IDGHP

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After a week of phonecalls and endless screaming I have finally convinced everyone I know to remove all mirrors and pictures of me.

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Burgers make me very happy.

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJonees]

What is this gishwhes thing that everyone is talking about?

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJonees]

You know all the 1000+ accounts claiming to be me? They are not lying. I made all of them!

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJonees]

I'm thinking about covering a wall with Pictures of myself.

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@hurricanesexxy I'M NOT AN IMPOSTER I AM THE REAL LIVING ORLANDO JONES IN THE FLESH AS I WAS BORN BY MY MOTHER NOW STOP CALLING ME IMPOSTER!

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@OrlandoJones666 are you the actual devil?

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“@0rIand0J0nes: @TheOrlandoJones How many Orlandos does it take to change a lightbulb?” I have people to do that for me.

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“@OrlandoJonesUSA: I love YOU Orlando Jones!” Thank you! That's very sweet of you.

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@hurricanesexxy I don't like your tone!

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Why do people keep calling me an imposter? Me the real Orlando Jones.

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJonees]

@OrlandoJones666 I'm actually really offended right now! Someone with the devils number in their name is giving me lessons in proper acting.

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJonees]

“@WantAWinchester: joining the supernatural fandom is like one long acid trip” it's because of Misha.

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“@OrlandoJones666: I have never felt this famous before. All these people pretending to be me. What's going on?” EXCUSE ME?! Pretending?