Tom Wilson

The opening crawl from A New Hope, but the words are replaced with the lyrics to Fatboy Slim's Funk Soul Brother.

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@ID_AA_Carmack It's a different kind of lonely at the top.

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@ironystock @datnofact bruh, try not living in america.

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@ironystock @datnofact The subprime-ressession thing, or something else?

I'm super grumpy that US politics is consuming yet another day of the year.

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@alicemazzy @SwiftOnSecurity Tweets like this are why I need to quit reading wikipedia.

The dissonance is driving me crazy.

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@PastelChum It wasn't to throw less of it away, it was so that you couldn't drink enough of it to avail of a free refill before leaving the store.

Internal emails about it leaked out.

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@serg1125 wat?

Where are you seeing this?

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@iowahawkblog I'm legit disappointed Lamborghini tractors never broke into the US market.

The jokes about nascar fans write themselves.

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@AviWoolf America's weird.

It's a republic, but they act like their president is a dictator, for some reason.

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@plitter guess: this was a practice heist, and the goal was to steal so little that it would only count as a misdemeanour.

@PAYDAYGame can you do something with this?

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@SwiftOnSecurity I'm sure there's an opportunity for cross-promotion in here somewhere.

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@pwnallthethings Is there a check digit in there, or is that unnecessary due to the encoding?

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@ronnui_ stop heptagon?

How about an irregular polygon.

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@MarkusGerstel Is there a non-pdf version of this anywhere to compare to?

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@TafferKing451 This is brilliant.

It's a fairly natural way to save items for later in the run.
If I can, I'm ripping this off. Or the same idea, but with trash cans.

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@datnofact I don't remember that turning out too poorly, unless nobody wanted to point out irony after it was announced in the first place.

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@vzverovich The entire Gregorian calendar is only 400 years long anyway.

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@polyjitter Is this because everything else facebook gives it is non-optional?

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@velvetxero yakuza 0 is a ps3 game.

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@OneyNG The second one, but also mod the game to add characters and don't say anything.

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@Foone @rphsoftware Considering this is PHP, this is relatively sane.