Tiny Tim

I fetch the Christmas Turkey.

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Americans get weird over ten yr milestones. 10 is basis of metric. As an Imperial american I won't reminisce until something 16.09 yrs old

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Spite #colbertdle

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@jonstewart just realized the PACT act also included the Camp Lejune Justice Act. My father served in the early 80's at Lejune... he passed in 2019 from kidney complications. Thank you for your efforts.

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@PabstBlueRibbon

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@ronnychieng My Wife and I were listening to your 2019 Netflix special and the first 10 minutes is just you predicting the 2020's. So, can you tell us how the rest of the year is gonna go. Just want to plan accordingly.

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#CNNNYE

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@aaronashbyy You'll get 'em next dude. #ThisIsMyCrew

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@TPAIN just wanted to say, you seem like a really cool and solid dude. Wish we could be friends IRL. That is all. Have a great day.

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Stonks yo. Tell em the robot sent ya. https://t.co/5XQc9zLttV

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Well this is wonderful.

[Rody Walker @jRodyWalker]

Tight.

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@LLRothering @GordonFlesch @rockyrococo GreenBush Neighborhood!

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@ZoneMadison The Masturbator

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@astros We're not mad, just disappointed. #mlb #asterisks

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If you ever have to list a ladder as an and/or option, always list it first. #formerlatter

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@CoreyAndersen @bobbyfantasypro Very mediocre advice.

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Honestly, I make myself laugh until I almost cry, alot. And it's all because I imagine the word 'boobytrap' as 'bobbytrap' and I just picture Bobby from K.O.T.H. jumping up and yelling "That's my purse!" It just makes me feel happy and hopeful in these dark times.

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@ej_scriv They weren't creative with their bed music and their making us lie in it.

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@Joker_Knight

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@LLRothering I really enjoy this series.

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@LLRothering You're moving?

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@LLRothering @dog_rates @brant Thank you for this.