2shortforyou

Booty watcher since '94.

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

The feeling of never getting married, kinda two sided.

[Daily Banter @DailyBanterMeme]

@EndWokeness They should listen to Ricky Gervais.

[NFL @NFL]

Caleb Williams really made this throw on 4th and 8 😱

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

Mariah the scientist. Dumbass name. Beautiful woman

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

Walk in yo trap, take over your trap

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

@g3rmxyz Did tonight

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

It’s been talked about enough. Bama lost in August, dropped to #21, won 8 straight & beat 4 ranked teams in a row, has the best win in the country, is the #1 seed in the SEC, & playing for a conference championship.

Get new material.

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

@barstoolsports @DraftKings I hate Ohio state. But I can’t pull for Michigan cause Dave

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

Zero flags against Georgia 5 against Texas already. Weird

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

@NikoSoSuavee @keepsit1000 @UncleJTuck Imagine Caleb stayed at bama

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Make them famous!

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

@vidsthatgohard I said the same

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

Only downfall of fantasy football is knowing what happens before I get to see it

[Babysitter Bari @BabysitterBari]

From Crazy Tony to painted nails and stuffed animals 😭

[Amber❤️🐘 @SassyAmberHaddy]

FSU Seminoles... Y'all are officially on the clock ⏰ High Tide Warning ⚠️🌊🏈😤
#RollTide #cfbszn #FloridaState #Alabama #Week1

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Crazy Tony is officially back, everyone should prepare themselves accordingly

[krissy🍀 @krissyy_elyse]

BREAKING: nimmo’s pride night fit
in other news: fork found in kitchen

[2shortforyou @OrrinMoore2]

@SNY_Mets Hope we lose