Orthodox Kid Probs

+Voicing the thoughts of Orthodox Christians since August 2012+
Lord Jesus Christ Son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner and save me. Amen.

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"You're Orthodox??"
"Why yes I am"
"OMG same!!! Which synagogue do you go to?"
*walks away*

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It's me, Jesus, and Mary if they test me they sorry

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when a priest texts you and you don't have his number saved and you respond with "da FUQ is dis???"

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Your prayers have been answered. I'm back.

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me when I get distracted by something totally inappropriate during church http://t.co/ovBgYthXxR

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some of the old people at church are like my best friends

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me when someone talks about going to a camp that isn't church related #whatsthat http://t.co/IwdKfoYQMz

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Don't ask me for my political views and pretend to be surprised by my answer #religious

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I thought today was Wednesday so I didn't order bacon at breakfast 😒😒😒

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that feeling of guilt that you get when you don't go to church on a Sunday morning <<< 😟

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that feeling you get when you come home from camp 😫😭💔 <<<

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Sunday routine: church, out to lunch, nap for hours

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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Parish Council president"

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you can't tell if he's a deacon or a priest

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@MaryOwais

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Good strength to all those who have finals!! #pray

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It's almost Monday and I am STILL wearing my church clothes.

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still wearing my church clothes

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as camp season is approaching remember kids: