Orval Berbur

100% Cat

[Orval Berbur @OrvalBerbur]

I enjoy having Peach around. She bathes me.

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R.I.P. Jeeves Wolfenstein. I never met the cat but heard great things. He has returned to the open arms of Bast, in peace.

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I am full of vigor!

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I'm old now. Arthritic and my hips are displaciated. But kitty grim reaper? TAKE A HIKE, JACK!!!

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I think I'll be fine, but don't let Peach have my stuff if things don't work out.

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@johannacherry thanks for all the sea bass broth lol

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I have taken ill. I don't believe in god so don't pray for me.

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my coffee beans are beginning to wrinkle

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♫ Aku, Aku, Aku, Aku
I'm begging you
please don't eat my food ♫

[Orval Berbur @OrvalBerbur]

my best trait is that I'm alive

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I am the original conceited felid

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Tiptup was a really, really great cat. I really, really liked him.

A lot.

#RIPTup

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thanks @quincy43752710

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Heeeelp rain is coming in through the wall and ceiling near where I'm hiding!

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That is IT! I have had it with these moth and feather thunderstorms, outside this moth and feather apartment!

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heeeelp it's raining into the house!

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I never knew my dad

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hey. care-fs. with me? be care-fs.

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♪♪
I love head scritches and I have a soft tum
Yeah I like to eat I'm not a fucking dachshund
♪♪

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at times I struggle to summon the necessary torque to pulverize these kitty treats with my cat-jaw. *KERRRUNCH*