Owl B. Sarcasmo

Only the finest in predatory avian variety.

[Owl B. Sarcasmo @OSarcasms]

I am happy to be a part of many things. Mainly; regurgitating mouse skeletons and screaming into the night.

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@tomselliott Lol, this man really holding onto that 15 minutes of fame.
Lets face it, being assaulted by a Trump Supporter was the best thing that's ever happened to this guy's career.
If he were shot to death by a Democrat any other day, we wouldn't even know his name.

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@Breaking911 Only in NYC can I go to a bodega at 2 am for some tampons, stale chips and canned beer and step in human shit and get mugged by the guy who dropped it on the way.

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@RFrumpf @rhonda_harbison @POTUS Young Republican: Young
Democrat:

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@jazzmom98 @SamHarrisOrg I like how the "not photoshopped" one is blurry af.

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@daniwestastro @QuarantinedCoof Nigga, go shave.

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@QuarantinedCoof Did she just misgender the mother? What a hypocrite.
Lol.

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@WilliamA_33 >Implying I should care or be surprised by this behavior from """them"""

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@POTUS Nice snake language. "unpaid for". Yeah, you don't "pay" for a tax cut.
When you let your torture victim keep their fingernails, you didn't pay them with their fingernails, geriatric jackass.

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@ReviewsPossum The absolute only game I give any fuck about on the PS5 is Ratchet and Clank and that's because I've been playing that game since I was 7 on the PS2

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@POTUS You taxing the shit out the actual middle class to pay for upper middle and upper class people's debt isn't helping.

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@shoe0nhead Why does this kinda look like crit1kal without facial hair.

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@RBReich Just wondering if you smell as bad as you look? I bet you do. Somewhere between stale beer with cigarette butts floating in it and an overused litterbox that's 2 rooms away but you can definitely smell the moment you walk in the front door.

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@doherty_brandon @WindsWilling @MrAndyNgo Owl on Duty: I believe they were being sarcastic.

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@DelusionPosting Black people hate pets because it's too much like being a father.

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@NerdyK9 @RoryStrathmore @CptMuchoTexto Then you have a stupid and shitty point. Work on that.

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@reddit_lies Quick! EVERYONE! To the outskirts of Mar A Lago! We're going to ruin the bandwidth in a show of resistance!

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@ianmiles Maybe flex that fucking 7head one more time.
Christ, I can't even be fucked to turn on the audio, her whole ass noggin joggin when she raises that big cro-mag brow annoyed the shit outta me.

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@keffals @AhmarSKhan @MrAndyNgo Whomp whomp

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@Humble_Dinger 😱