Patrick Osborn

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

strikers instinct @dwightgayle

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

@BerkoSquashRbll @squashmasters @karakaluk Sadly the dates clash with the Racketball/Squash57 Home Internationals weekend in Cardiff...

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

#Padel shots have #Spanish names like 'vibora' and 'chiquita'. Does this half-volley winner out through the door have a Spanish name?

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

2.5 hours on court at the @UK_Racketball run @karakaluk sponsored #racketball / #Squash57 Nationals over the weekend and the matches just got tougher and tougher ... but always FUN. @englandsquash

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

The British born sport of squash will be at #LA28 but so far in 2025 the #BBC have published less than 1 squash article/month and 60% of those were thanks to the efforts of @karakaluk sponsored @JoelMakin who won the #PSA Squash Tour Finals ... https://t.co/dhm2H5XaIg

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

"A sandwich has more regulation than AI" ... https://t.co/TSRsshjUBF

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

It was a long day on court at the @karakaluk sponsored @EssexSra #Squash57 Singles Championships with over 3 hours on court, burning close to 2k calories...plan is to be walking again by Wednesday.

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

There is no shortage of live #Padel on the TV with many a chiquita, bajada and vibora but what about the 'servicio de retorno fuera de la red a través de la puerta' which is probably in need of a snappier name just in case it's ever seen again! @karakaluk pura suerte.

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

An excellent day out at @rocketpadel Ilford participating in the GB Padel Camp, run by the charismatic @JakeBewley11 ... @karakaluk was awarded the EOD honour in the form of an aspirationally sized ROCKET shirt.

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

The 2025 @UK_Racketball #Squash57 season sponsored by @karakaluk is fully under way with Internationals lining up in September ... happy days. @englandsquash

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

#Padel, aka #padeltennis, is taking off in the UK and @karakaluk is playing ...

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

Stage 1 of the #squash inter-county #masters is a week away ... thank you to @karakaluk

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

The winter tennis break is largely over and the 2025 season is up and running ... thanks to @karakaluk

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

Another 'evolution by design' winner from @karakaluk ...

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

If you were lucky enough to own a residential property and your neighbour broke down your garden fence, moved their caravan into your back garden and threw rocks through your windows then what would you think should be done that would result in a "just and lasting peace"?

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

#Trump declares drug cartels as 'foreign terrorist organisations' and then pardons a dark web bitcoin 'drug pusher' ...

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

Excellent #Squash57 introduction event at the #OBAREN squash masters training session in #Tokyo thanks to the sponsorship from @karakaluk and @priceofbath

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

#Azerbaijan is hosting #cop29 and is expecting to up gas production by 1/3rd in the coming decade. President #Aliyev says they "should not be blamed" for having fossil fuel reserves ... they are a "gift from God". Ok, worry not, the consequences will be another gift from above.

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

Have Sundays been cancelled? Do we now have a 6-day week?

[Patrick Osborn @OsbornPatrick]

In the 80's I think I might have been buying squash shoes with my lunch vouchers but after more than 3 decades with the same employer I hope we all got our money's worth: Meta fires staff for buying toothpaste, not lunch
https://t.co/2RsZyjDITM