Sebastian Oñate

Editor at The Davis Enterprise. Nattering nabob of negativity. Star Wars obsessive. Sports nerd. Fantasy lifer

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Meh

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

How many times do I have to say it? The NHL postseason is the BEST postseason #StanleyCup #NHL #OT

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Courage

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Intstead of having position players pitch, couldn’t a team just concede? This #Brewers-Giants game is an embarrassment

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Totally normal. Just a regular president doing regular president things

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

The new AP Stylebook, 58th Edition, includes an entry for couple of, which clarifies that it always means two.

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Beyond parody ...

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Exclusive: President Trump will headline an opening ceremony of the Great American State Fair on the National Mall on June 24, after more than half of the musical artists slated for the event canceled, citing the event’s association with him. https://t.co/qM7OBLt4Ib

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Yeah, didn't like this. I have questions about Uribe's temperament in general and this didn't make me feel any better. Hopefully, he learns from the backlash.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dude went full Kenny Powers

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

I kind of love these. They are so obviously intended for Trump’s consumption because he thinks it’s a big deal to work late on a Saturday. The idea that working until 9:30 on a weekend is unprecedented heroic sacrifice for a president is just so hilariously ignorant and lame.

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Congrats, you tricked the machine. But why would any real user search for that?

[ABC10 @ABC10]

Google called its new AI search overhaul 'its biggest upgrade in over 25 years' — then users discovered that searching a single word caused the system to malfunction. Details: https://t.co/pExIddykvy

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Honestly shocking

[ABC10 @ABC10]

The 41-year-old NASCAR driver and Las Vegas native won championships in 2015 and 2019. https://t.co/KFAtHFft3U

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

It’s #Brewers voodoo. I don’t know why, but other teams just make dumb errors against Milwaukee

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Tough couple of days for PCA

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

This is so embarrassing

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

After 22 years, the wait is over

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

What a delivery by Saka. Put it on a dime. #Arsenal

[La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas]

Andy Fairhurst
@andy_fairhurst

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Kay, then. #mubb

[Colton Crowdis @ccrowdis5]

100% Committed!! 🔵🟡

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

That #Brewers voodoo is starting to show itself. Hope it lasts

[Journal Sentinel @journalsentinel]

Brewers 2, Twins 1: Jackson Chourio's first homer gives Brewers a lead https://t.co/vOtKpZq0LA

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

She's a national treasure.

[Ming-Na Wen @MingNa]

Ultimate nerdom is when you collect everything you've worked on! If that's wrong, then i don't want to be right!

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

I'll always blame Taco Bell for convincing people that cumin is an essential Mexican spice.

https://t.co/9yKWsJsIli

[Delish @Delish]

Creamy pasta meets Mexican-inspired flavor for the ultimate comfort meal.

[Sebastian Oñate @OSeb1]

Another substandard #Arsenal performance, bailed out by VAR. I don't know if I'll make it to the end of the season