Oscar

12yo Standard Schnauzer/Werewolf mix & @AustinSchnauzer's successor. Cute as a button and smart as a whip! I'm a bit of a pottymouth.

[Oscar @Osgrrr]

Michael has had it with social media and deleted most of his accounts. I won't be tweeting much, but I'll be here in case anyone wants to stay in touch.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

P.S. Albertson's. $3.99 was my max for those little bite-sized cheesecakes in your coolers. You can keep your $4.49 bullshit!

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Woo hoo! My new toilet seat is paid off! (I did a "Pay in 4" deal.)

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Don't ever tell someone who's grieving that being sad won't bring them back. If they could bring them back, wouldn't they be happy instead? Just don't say it. It's stupid and makes you look like a dumb-shit.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

The strangest thing happened this morning. I was cleaning myself up after a shower and Oscar was watching, and I said, “I’m almost done, handsome1” and I heard someone very clearly whisper, “OK.” I looked at Oscar but he didn’t seem to have said it.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

He wanted to go for a walk in the heat. Now he's laying next to the cold air!

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

I've been watching lots of survivalist videos on YouTube. My favorites are the guy who gesticulates holding a knife in one hand and the old lady who always says fuck you if you think she's crazy.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

I love this dog with my life.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Someone is feeling smug after eating a chunk of Five Guys burger and spitting out the pill that was hidden inside. Not naming names.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

We had an exciting day. We went to Railroad Park and then later went to North Mountain Park.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Happy Death Day. I miss you always. 💔

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

I told the dude that I'm dating, “No, you can’t have that peanut butter! The jar of creamy is Oscar’s peanut butter.” He was all like, “Are you serious????” But he put it back in the pantry damn quick when I told him Oscar has eaten/licked directly from the jar! 🤣

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Oscar is nearing the end of a prescribed antibiotic and is feel more energetic, so we went on extended adventure today, visiting our favorite park and a nearby street fair. We just got home and ate pork and beans for lunch! #GoodDay #Schnauzer #together

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Happy Mother's Day. Miss you every day. xoxo

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Here's the strawberry cheesecake crazy shake I had in Vegas, and here's Oscar checking out my merch haul from the Cyndi Lauper concert.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Vegas was so much fun. Everything was expensive. Cyndi was amazing. We especially loved the people, the places and the things.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

This dude I started seeing told me last night that Oscar doesn't really talk; it's me. He asked if I know that. I told him of course I know that! Then, I whispered to Oscar, "He thinks it's me!" and gave a little chortle.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

A friend came to stay with me for a while. I told him one of the house rules is no raisins. They're toxic to dogs and easy to drop. He pushed back and pushed back, so I gathered his things and took them out to the sidewalk and told him good luck finding somewhere else to stay.

[SHIRLEY LOST HER SHIT @AustinSchnauzer]

Ah, people are voicing their ardent support for yet another tax levy for the schools. These are the same people who lose their shit when they get their tax bill.