🎀temi🎀

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anybody for the next 3 months. Thanks.

[Ofala Onitsha @JubaOjuba1]

If yorubas don't rise up against this tinubu aspiration and agenda one day Mc Oluomo will become the governor of lagos state based on the " Emi Lokan" status. Go write this on the wall.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

*Girl says “don’t post Allah on our class WhatsApp group”*

Northern Muslim mob: Burn her to death

*Chinese man murders young girl*

Northern Muslim mob: Apprehends him & quietly hands him over to the Police.

It will never be well with Lord Lugard.

[Adejumo Kabir A. @AdejumoKabir2]

Three men went to patronise Ashewo in Lagos and they discovered a Quran under her pillow.

Not pleased that an Ashewo has a Quran with the kind of job she was doing, they pounced on her, beat her up & set her ablaze.

Why did they go to Olosho's place if they are so religious?

[Frank Donga™ @frankdonga_]

Unpopular opinion:
INEC can produce PVC in minutes if they really want to.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

This is it in black and white.

Vote APC next year and have Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok "regulated" and banned at will by the folks installed at @NITDANigeria by the terror sympathiser @DrIsaPantami.

It's in black and white.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

On election day, card readers always end up mysteriously malfunctioning across southern Nigeria, stealing people's franchise from them, while there is suspiciously high card reader functionality and network fidelity in the "Kardashian states."

I'm calling it what it is.

[Ntokozo Mtshali @MtshaliKhekhzin]

Women should normalize leaving men when they are no longer happy in the relationship because men will leave with no explanation, no guilt and no shame. They won't even pack their suitcase or toothbrush. They will go to work and move on

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Once again, Rest In Peace to those who died during endsars. I don’t want to say they died in vain. Because the people who made them believe they are all fighting for a cause have started supporting the govt they were fighting against.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

You can touch each other’s private parts but when it comes to your phone, you respect privacy. 🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Portharcourt 2nd Son @Polymat43955419]

When you read Femi Adeshina, you muster all your anger management skills not to say something that gets you excommunicated from the 'twitiratti' community...
How do you even say we would be crossing borders for food if not for Buhari?... Were we doing that before he came? 1/

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

We used to get slapped for singing Kerewa.

If you’re from a good home and you sing “Gbam Gbam Gbano” you will get a hot slap before you ask, “Na who Dey enter for mummy house”.

Today’s parents’ join you to complete the chorus.

We are the generation that knows better tho.

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

I went to the Polytechnic Ibadan, in 2002
I went to see a lady I was dating
When I got to the school, I realised she was still in class
and I needed somewhere to rest
There was this palm wine shrine just opposite the school's main gate
I went there to wait
I was a smoker at this

[🎀temi🎀 @OSIC_102]

@ZibahhSZN 😂😂😂😂😂

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

I'm at a Diabetes clinic today & lot of my Diabetic patients are coming with over the roof high blood sugar

Their reason, they're fasting during the Muslim fast & not using their drugs. I'm shocked

I see no reason why Diabetic, Hypertensive, Epileptic,Ulcer patients should fast

[Paulo @Consecratedp]

Urgent 2k don dey turn urgent 10k.

Inflation reach begging industry.