Oskar Nelson

I'm a sixth grader. My parents put the funny things I say here.

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[laughing] That’s a baby underwater with money.

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I was just forced to to 12 push-ups in gym.

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Mom, my shirt smells like a food I love, but I can’t name it.

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You know, the summer is almost over, but there are still so many weird sandwiches I wanna try.

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I think I had a dream about cheese.

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Mom? I think…you should just be grateful.

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Axel, you’re magical.

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Axel? What’s your plan when you’re an adult?

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I love respecting his time.

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Arrr! I love you so much!

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[silent the whole ride home and then]

When Axel is older and gets a cat, he should name it Lutefisk.

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Mom, I want to contest you in something.

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If you chug a whole bottle of Tylenol, do you become immortal?

[Karl Nelson @karlnelson]

Me, looking at pictures of the Sounders.
10yo, looking over my shoulder: Is that Thor?
Me: No, that’s @Krowe210.

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This game today has shown us that Canada should stick to hockey.

cc @SoundersFC

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Me, when I’ve had a rough day at school.

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Look, mom! I can draw the funny S that everybody draws! *laughs*

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Does “L.L. Bean” stand for “Lil Bean?!”

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Mom. Life is just a big pay-to-win game.

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[watching Angelina Jolie’s character doing battle in The Eternals]

Mom, in a few years you could cosplay as her.