Eli Mandevu

LFC, Motoraad 🧔🏾♂, Motorcycle Technician

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

*Hits blunt*
Dear phone companies, how about you put a mini projector where there's a flashlight then we can enjoy our videos in whatever dimensions @SamsungMobile @Apple @BlackBerry

[lova @CFC_lova]

😆 😆 😆

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Heri nyinyi mlikuwa mna skiza huyo jamaa haha ata angekuwa ana ita roll call ya Taifa siwezi msikiza umbwa yeye

[Null @Vhoyde]

American oligarchs saw the money the World Cup made and decided that renting it wasn’t enough lol

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

You gotta respect the hustle tho.

FIFA gets privatised in pieces by being sold to investors.

He resigns as the president of FIFA

Whoever bought his piece of the pie sells it back to him for the proverbial dollar.

He gets to run FIFA with the gang as a pure for-profit company

Corruption is turned up to 100

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @hcafc8]

#hcafc

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@drsportsmedia What in the delulu is this shit?

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@epicredcards You gotta be insane if Darwin Nunez is telling you to chill out

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Rush @CFCRushh]

Wallahi arteta would be dead if arsenal played here

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@NBA @billburr wasn't cappin'

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our new head coach 📸

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

The one thing I was waiting for all season

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

In a joint statement, Liverpool’s ownership underlined its appreciation for the success Arne brought to the club and also the leadership displayed in his two years in charge ❤In a joint statement, Liverpool’s ownership underlined its appreciation for the success Arne brought to the club and also the leadership displayed in his two years in charge ❤In a joint statement, Liverpool’s ownership underlined its appreciation for the success Arne brought to the club and also the leadership displayed in his two years in charge ❤In a joint statement, Liverpool’s ownership underlined its appreciation for the success Arne brought to the club and also the leadership displayed in his two years in charge ❤In a joint statement, Liverpool’s ownership underlined its appreciation for the success Arne brought to the club and also the leadership displayed in his two years in charge ❤️

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

Rode a Stark Varg this weekend, and all I can say is I want 5 of them in different colours.

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@LabRat_ke Boyz wangu aliwasha na a firing spark plug na kitambaa iko na petrol vile alikam kwa workshop yangu 😂

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@Joseph813352591 @ClintonObonyo This was strictly malaya business, onlookers kaeni kando mjionee street justice😂

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

I expect to wake up to a club statement from @LFC. That was abysmal, 0 shots on target for a full 90 minutes on a season defining game.

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

Liverpool going behind to the most Gakpo-like goal, and they train with him every day.

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@AnfieldWatch Outplayed in midfield, sack him at halftime

[Eli Mandevu @Osorooy]

@Footballtweet Imma need @steveinman to do a voice-over on this sweet chin music