Dustin Murrell

I only get on Twitter when I'm pissed off and there's no one IRL who is willing and/or able to listen to me bitch.

[Dustin Murrell @otheaudacity]

"Only Justice Now" is a @MaxBemis & @SDuPreeBemis original, inspired by Dustin's Caffeinated Cowgirl Ninja... https://t.co/6b3qJ6ujTH

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@taperdude @alphaacidbrewco Whoever you think I am, I'm not.

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Well, since Ziploc is too cool for a Twitter account, I need to ask the masses: does Ziploc make a size larger than "sandwich" but smaller than "freezer" or not? Because... I could really use a size in between. #pandemic #PandemicCovid19 #veryserious #ineedtoknowrightnow

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Dustin originates from an English surname, which is derived from a Norman personal name...Þorsteinn (Torsten). This Old Norse name is composed of elements meaning "Thor" and "stone". @boardboyfrank this basically says I'm half Thor, half Thing, right?? Add me to the MCU already.

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And don't read this until you've watch the match, I guess, because potential spoilers but...
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I guess this means Roman Reigns killed "The Dead Man" but "The American Badass" lives? Fuggin' great.

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.@boardboyfrank please watch Taker/Styles and share your thoughts... my thought is that if it was this or AJ/Taker in an empty arena match, then they made the right decision. But like... lol? or maybe smdh? I dunno yet.

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@WWEBigE Yeah @WWEBigE, what will it be like to be a bitch for Jon Morrison instead of @TrueKofi ???

[please bring back the badass Big E who pinned people for a 5-count] THREE AINT ENUFF... I NEED FIVE

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@WWE please tell me we have FINALLY seen the last of @Goldberg on WWE programming... that asshole was in a semi-main event at WM20... no way in hell he should be pseudo-headlining Mania SIXTEEN YEARS later. For fuck's sake, Vince...

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@boardboyfrank WWE Championship bout was ATROCIOUS in terms of match quality... but I'm not pissed at the result. @wwe I sure hope tomorrow night is a MASSIVE improvement on tonight's show...

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@boardboyfrank I just texted you a bunch about #Wrestlemania36 but now I am in front of the computer instead of my phone, so @Twitter is better than texting ... for me anyway... just kidding, whatever, let's just Tweet

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@boardboyfrank @boardboyfrank @cherrypieblues

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@boardboyfrank I logged into Twitter to tell my "friends" [old roommate & his fiance] that my cat Pumpkin is my favorite Ginger (but that they are my #2 and #3) but then I saw this really offensive Tweet from the aforementioned ex-roomie and like... he's no longer in my Top 3 GOAT (Gingers OAT)

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Lately, as I've been contemplating the impending POTUS election; and reflecting on all of the problems and crises and tragedies that humans are responsible for that we aren't ever going to do anything about; I keep... https://t.co/bW65pRig4w

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[insert 55 posts and 45 memes about how I never pay attention to anyone else's posts and how I never really check this thing N.E.wayz lol wtf brb lmfao e=mc2 usda #happymeal #mulattolivesmatter #millenialsAMIRIGHT #whiteisthe2ndworstrace]

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@friendsfcollege My original Tweet is so old that I can't even figure out what point you're trying to make or what the fuck I even Tweeted about.

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I'd like to offer a giant FUCK YOU to all the wrestling smarks who were SURE that CM PUNK would NEVER come back to WWE.

It's. All. Fake. Dumbasses.

All actors eventually return, when the price is right.

CM Punk debuts on WWE Backstage https://t.co/2l18r4ivUb

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@RealKeithLee looks like every college football lineman that wasn't good enough for the NFL.

Or if Bad News Brown had an even worse body.

But he's as talented as Bastion Booger, so he's got that going for him. #NXTisOverRated #KeithLeeisOverRated

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@skilletmusic I hate the first 90 seconds of Monday Night Raw, because your music fucking sucks. Even when I was a douchey-born again Christian, I thought your music was absolute garbage. @project86band deserves all of the mainstream acceptance and money that you've ever earned.

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@klaxcie @skilletmusic @WWE I would sacrifice my life if it meant that all of humanity realized what garbage @skilletmusic truly is. I would take it worse than JC... I'd accept John The Baptist boiled-alive-to-death or Peter's upside-down crucifixion if it meant that no one respected Skillet ever again.

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I hope every member of the band Skillet dies. Real soon.

And whoever at WWE decided to use their music for MNR. I also hope they die.

That sounds extreme, but... they all deserve it.

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@klaxcie The thing I need more of is money. @otheaudacity needs more moneys.