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All the news that’s unfit to print

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@jacquelinehead Rape? Blimey the i is a tough office.

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Is this ANOTHER thing you failed to copyright properly you bloody idiots @popbitch ? No wonder you’re always on the beg.

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Laurence Fox, 22.
Keira Knightley, 15.

(I’m only pulling his leg. It’s fine - he was just following orders.)

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

The limpest hit piece ever.

Unless there is some mega revelation coming later on.

Maybe next time the fake stream media will look into 33 year old men having sexual relations with 15 year old girls.

Coz that’s statuary rape. 🧐

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It’s 16 years ago today that old Reverend_Goatboy from @popbitch popped his clogs. Just because I don’t think it exists as a public document, here’s the tributes that everyone on the messageboard left for him. 🧵 1/

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6/6 RIP

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@wturvill @pressgazette @popbitch Always look in the briefcase.

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Nothing quite says “I’m in the @Popbitch office” like a dildo set sculpted from the penises of the band Rammstein, with an otter and bottle of Flash.

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@SarahDuggers @jamesrbuk This is an actual snip of the original use of “family man” to describe the original family man. I should make it an NFT. (He didn’t have an injunction though.)

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@jamesrbuk YES BUT WHAT ABOUT D NOTICES??!!!1!

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@jamieeast And in a parked-up VW

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@RAF_Luton Blackpool’s not got a river? Surely this must be the mini Blackpool Tower in Las Vegas?

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@jen_out_of_ten @jimwaterson Better than the Popbitch racehorse Superinjunction who COULDN’T RUN and so is now DEAD.

You?

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@jimwaterson D-notice
*taps nose*

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@gilesborg @joelgolby But you still find the toaster a turn-on by the looks of it so that’s a good thing, right? #plasterersradio

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@Indy_Sinead Any colours of one-colour flags of particular interest?

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Have YOU —
🎥 got more money than sense?
🎥 got a burning desire to be The Next Harvey Weinstein?
🎥 got a wedge of cash you need to hide from the taxman?
🎥 got Power of Attorney over an ailing pensioner’s millions?

…then invest in the British film industry here! ⬇️

[giles borg @gilesborg]

Morning all, today is the first day trying to get our new film off the ground! We think it's a great project and any help to get the word out is very much appreciated https://t.co/oxRFsbWnKR