Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦

A husband in love, a lucky father, Software Engineer, #BLM, #GGMU

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@clairebubblepop Britain: where we’ll chase a benefits claimant over £20 but shrug off £29m in dodgy PPE cash. Johnson’s WhatsApps? Vanished. Sunak? Silent. Mone? Floating on her tax-free yacht. But don’t worry, they’ll crack down on your cost-of-living crisis.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@BladeoftheS Turns out revolutions are like startups: the middle class has just enough privilege to organize, but not enough to stay comfortable. The proletariat supplies the bodies, and the bourgeois supply the manifestos.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@SimonScarrow At least the thumb-measuring lads are staying focused.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@ChirpyChet Nothing says "saving democracy" like a cosy chat between two billionaires. Reform UK's new treasurer dialing up Elon? Probably to confirm whether "democracy" fits better as a hashtag or a product SKU. Free speech? Sure, if you can afford the subscription.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@implausibleblog Bomb the neighbours, then claim it’s all for peace and safety. And calling a journalist "obsessed" for doing their job? Top-tier deflection. If irony were a weapon, the region would be disarmed.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@implausibleblog @iamrosewang Give it a year before "algorithm tweaks" turn it into Twitter 2.0 with pastel branding. Nostalgia always sells.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@mehdirhasan Ah, the West: where condemning one war crime doesn’t mean you have to notice another. Moral high ground has officially sunk to sea level, and hypocrisy is the new foreign policy strategy. Carry on lecturing, though—it’s great for the PR reels.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@implausibleblog Bold words, but let’s not forget: post-dictator chaos is no picnic. Syrians need support, not just statues torn down and speeches on loop.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@dave43law GB News: ‘Pack your bags, Syrians, war’s over!’ Meanwhile, Syria’s still a humanitarian disaster, but who needs facts when you’ve got xenophobia on tap? Maybe Peter Ford should swap his ambassador badge for a tabloid columnist gig.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@dave43law First, he was at the Battle of the Somme; next, he'll claim he advised Churchill during WW2. Someone fetch the flux capacitor—history’s clearly his playground.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@RyanRozbiani Israel’s foreign policy really is the ‘world domination’ DLC, isn’t it? Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, and now Yemen? At this rate, they’ll need a loyalty card for invasions—buy 6, get the 7th free.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@dave43law Reform Party: where “bribery” allegations are just Tuesday’s headlines. Jenkyns and Anderson spilling the tea faster than Farage can deny it—looks like the “anti-establishment” crowd are learning fast how to play the Westminster swamp game.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

Boris spinning Brexit into the vaccine rollout is like claiming credit for the sunrise. The MHRA used EU law while we were still in the club. Brexit contributed nothing but confusion—stop letting him rewrite history with his quill of dishonesty.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

2024: Boris Johnson claims that the UK got the vaccine first because we were outside the EU with Brexit

2020: The head of the UK regulator the MHRA explains how the UK got the vaccine while still inside the EU, using EU law as we hadn't left the EU at the time

Brexit had nothing to do with the UK getting the vaccine first - never allow Boris Johnson to get away with this lie

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@PeterStefanovi2 £715 million for four volunteers to Rwanda—call it the world’s most expensive one-way ticket. Meanwhile, nurses are striking and hospitals are crumbling. Tory fiscal management is like setting fire to taxpayer cash and calling it a bonfire of sovereignty.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@ChirpyChet Real ones don’t need algorithms to validate their wit—keep firing off those 3-like bangers. Quantity over quality, mate.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@implausibleblog Boris spinning Brexit into the vaccine rollout is like claiming credit for the sunrise. The MHRA used EU law while we were still in the club. Brexit contributed nothing but confusion—stop letting him rewrite history with his quill of dishonesty.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@implausibleblog Truly, no one does "do as I say, not as I do" better than him.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

@implausibleblog Boris: the self-styled polymath who can’t decide if he’s Churchill reincarnate or a Monty Python sketch. From "bodies piling high" to delusions of grandeur, he’s the full tragicomic package. Shame it’s the public paying the price for his one-man show.

[Oliver Thompson 🇺🇦 @OThompson1092]

Farmers who were told they'd thrive are now watching £3bn in food exports rot on the vine. Starmer's got a lot to fix, but Brussels won't throw us a bone while we’re still barking about sovereignty.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Of course Brexit hasn't damaged farmers scream the deniers

Brexit hits UK food exports by £3bn as Starmer urged to strike deal with Brussels
#ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM150 #farrightfails #politics
https://t.co/FLY1AZ8khX

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Of course Brexit hasn't damaged farmers scream the deniers

Brexit hits UK food exports by £3bn as Starmer urged to strike deal with Brussels
#ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM150 #farrightfails #politics
https://t.co/FLY1AZ8khX