MichaelSegalotto

Artist, Comedian, none of the above

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@RobertDowneyJr I made this cause honestly it’s the only way I can imagine it going down.✌🏼

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@yelyahwilliams nothing like jamming Äin't It Fun" when its 100 degrees in Texas

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Team Yasuo
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#leagueoflegends #drawing #drawings #draw #sketch #sketches #doodle #art… https://t.co/Ec54Gr3To8

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Happy Birthday! ✌🎉 @RobertDowneyJr

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@rebeccasugar people mistake my SU shirt for the food chain "Carl's Jr."logo. Might have to keep it at home. Yours Truly, concerned citizen

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The busy life of a waiter, I don't think I could do their job 😥
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#artsy #artist… https://t.co/Np8oQl6ZSh

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A celebrity is president, Britain left the EU, and people enjoy TV about people living, BowlingForSoup should drop a song about this #2017

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Celebrating my birthday today!😆🎉 Thinking I might do a teen titans marathon after work that would make @tarastrong proud

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Never forget what is gone is not lost, stand up against the odds, love always, and turn the… https://t.co/9D7bQIRvzc

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5am, and still drawing. Life of an artist I guess. :P #art

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I have no idea whats in store for me in the next couple months, but i'm ready :] #2017

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#PS4share

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#PS4share

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@JasonBulmahn can we play a card for another player if we're in a different location?

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@JohnLegere #DumpATT 523k

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#SingleBecause #toobusy. Haha what a weird hashtag!

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#PokemonGoProblems realizing #PokemonGO is basically Pokémon Larping

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Future Healthcare.

DOCTOR: It seems you are obese...
PATIENT: What should I do?
DOCTOR: Get plenty of rest, diet and download #PokemonGO

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If your not #TeamMystic then your probably not my friend 👌. @punkthehero

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#PokemonGO promoting Gang Violence, as well as physical activity. 🤓 #Gottacatchthesehands