Jordan McDougall

Average height, slim build, big personality. Can't name a favorite song or band, I like too many. Love Italian food, Hate Ed Hardy prints. Yup.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Reserve May 16! We’ve got TWO hours of #TheOffice with a must-watch retrospective at 8/7c before the #OfficeFinale!

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

@rickygervais ish.

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

First tweet in 8 months; decided to use the word "zygote", cause yeah, but don't have a clever way of doing so. Oh well. #wasteddreams #yyc

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

People who use a metaphor and then say "sort of speak". NO! No. #personalissues #yyc

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Hey can you all come flash mob North Hill? I'm having a great sales, plus I'm bored! #primedtosell #won'tbebeat #northhillmall #yyc

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

My friends are arguing about the correct use of "dissonance". I hate my friends...lol. #bigwordsfight

[Craig Robinson @MrCraigRobinson]

R.I.P. Rodney King

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

@rickygervais @PaulElwork Oh Ricky, you're so thoughtful...

[Towleroad Feed @tlrdfeed]

Towleroad: Christians Hope to Beat Jesus into Each Other in 'Fight Church': VIDEO:
A Kickstarter-fun... http://t.co/CghlxZhH #gay @tlrd

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Love when people say things that SHOULD be an ironic statement for them, but they're 100% serious.Easy to mock first thing Monday morning.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Once Assad dies, he, Hussein, bin Laden and Qaddafi will become The Beatles of hell.

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Script for Battleship

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

"Books smell like knowledge!!!" My friend Jessica #whatanoddthingtosay

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"NC Governor: Gay Marriage Vote Makes Us 'Look Like Mississippi'." Wow, that's mean! She's just lucky they don't have the internet there.

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Re-watched Galaxy quest last night. Realized @rainnwilson has a bit part as an alien. Now love Rainn even more. #humblebeginnings

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Fights off bears and wolves with shotguns whilst raising puppies and feeding fisherman. #thatsmymom

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Holographic Tupac needs a movie deal IMMEDIATELY.

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Is it more flattering to be hit on by hot men, or get to disappoint them when you tell them you're taken? hmmm.... #firstworldproblems #yyc

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Just got back from Coldplay LIVE in #yyc and it was incredible! do you know what a #xyloband is!? You should they're awesome. #Coldplayyyc!!

[Jordan McDougall @OtterFodder]

Today's weather is brought to by the letter "C" for "Crazy". #yyc #northhillmall #wtfoutside?