Telling my wife to skip lunch & get ready because I'm taking her to her favorite restaurant after work... only to grab McDonald's on the way home & tell her I'm not in the mood and it's not my job to feed her & then ignoring her for the rest of the night to play video games 😏
Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is
Cape Verde centre back Roberto 'Pico' Lopes has spent his entire career in Ireland, ignored a LinkedIn message from Cape Verde FA asking him to play for them because it was in Portuguese. A year later, they sent it in English. He accepted. An all-time great World Cup story.