Otto

Still trying to get used to this Twitter thing...

[Otto @OttoPest]

@peacockTV @premierleague I want a refund. The only reason I pay for your shitty app is to watch Arsenal. Your devs are shit

[Otto @OttoPest]

@peacockTV @premierleague Fix it!!!!!!!! I need the Prem

[Otto @OttoPest]

@Noidoromoo Dude his post match interview was the saddest I had ever seen a human being lol. I loved it

[Otto @OttoPest]

$ChristopherPest #CashAppBitcoin

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[Otto @OttoPest]

@Noidoromoo Plus like 5 games we lost were due to individuals getting dumb as duck red cards. Wtf can arteta do about that lol

[Otto @OttoPest]

@Noidoromoo We had a shit start because of no preseason. Partey has been injured for most of the season, and we look miles better with him in the team. If you've watched every single game this season you would know there is huge progress in how the team preforms on the pitch

[Otto @OttoPest]

@Noidoromoo @Str8OutOfTheRo Of course I still watch them, I just feel like I'm being shanked in the stomach constantly as I'm watching. Why I still submit myself to this inevitable agony each week? I do not know...

[Otto @OttoPest]

My dating life...

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

STOP THE COUNT

[Otto @OttoPest]

@delimeat24 Consistent exercise always helped me.

[Otto @OttoPest]

@Noidoromo_ Once upon a time. Nasri was a beast

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

We couldn't let @SamNasri19's birthday pass without reminding you all of the time he did this with @Arsenal 🆚 @FCPorto 😱😱😱

[afcnewsroom @afcnewsroom]

Ziyech: “Which club would you like to go to in the future?”

Kluivert: “Thats a good question, I like English football but my ultimate dream would be barca. And your ultimate dream?”

Ziyech: “Well I have two clubs those are ARSENAL and Barcelona. Those are my ultimate dream.”

[Héctor Bellerín @HectorBellerin]

I wanted to see if anyone from our industry would speak out about the abortion bill, but I guess people are too scared. This isn't just an issue for women, it's one for every human being. We fight for equality and this is something men should fight for and not hide away from.

[Otto @OttoPest]

Fuck... No more toilet paper. SOS someone help

[Otto @OttoPest]

Am I supposed to be surprised...

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Exclusive: The New York Times has obtained a decade of Donald Trump’s tax figures. They show over $1 billion in business losses from 1985 to 1994. https://t.co/GDiZIBuJS3

[Otto @OttoPest]

My favorite manager in world football, even when he was on Dortmund.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Jürgen Klopp made sure the kids were asleep before he gave this answer 😂

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Liverpool are in the UEFA Champions League final! 👏👏👏

#UCL | #UCLfinal

[Otto @OttoPest]

Me: "hey nice nose ring."
Girl: "thanks, I used to have my tounge pierced too."
Me: "oh cool."
Girl: "yea I also have my clit pierced, I don't like to tell people though."

[Otto @OttoPest]

*takes melatonin to fall and stay asleep*

*wakes up at 130am*

[Otto @OttoPest]

Chris pest, why you being such a pest.