OtziTheIceman

Unfrozen Iceman. Fan of global warming. I was cold and alone for a long long time.

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This is the picture I use on https://t.co/EpJ0Ov6iSN

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@gbinny Congratulations.

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@ScienceChannel Hello there!

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@vectorgen Crawling into a glacier and waiting thousands of years for it to melt so that scientists could analyze the contents of my stomach.

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Merry Christmas from the unfrozen wasteland that is me!

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@thenoahkinsey Honey mustard I am neither alive nor dead.

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@robertosaezm @physorg_com Saturday night cannibal twitter is my new favorite twitter. Nom nom nom.

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@altNOAA @MichaelEMann @PeterGleick I’m ok with being called a warmist.

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Ahem.

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The Midwest will see 2,000 more premature deaths per year by 2090, according to the new climate report.

The U.S. will also see an increase in:
-Exposure to disease-carrying insects
-Exposure to food- and waterborne illnesses
-Frequency and severity of allergic illnesses

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@DiscoverMag Really? Tell me more...

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@coolmega Jealous.

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Even I think #Kavanaugh is an asshole.

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@ArchaeologyFitz I am proud of my tattoos.

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@Popehat It was Otzi.

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Badass dead guys of the world unite!

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A 6th-century Lombard warrior buried in northern Italy appears to have worn a knife as a prosthetic weapon in place of his forearm, which had been amputated https://t.co/TUaR8059Qt

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@NatGeo Careful what you wish for. #JustSaying

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I lay in a frozen wasteland for thousands of years so scientists could thaw me and study my poo. https://t.co/cCEB1Eeo2p

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19-year-old Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million and on pace to become the youngest self-made billionaire ever.

What are you doing with your life? https://t.co/Bio7RHOjub

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@arstechnica @KionaSmith07 McMountain goat happy meal to go....

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@NakedScientists @StephPayne627 Ha ha ha ha.

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My last meal was mountain goat jerky. https://t.co/P8E30yFqj3

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Tell me something I don't know....